samhexum

I used to have a friend whose parents both had the same middle name (Lee).

I used to have a friend whose parents both had the same middle name (Lee).

I assume you know that was a joke... gay marriage wasn't legal back then. Plus, I never actually met him.

I'd guess NO.

My late husband.

Jon-Erik

McDonald’s customer calls cops after missing breakfast menu A woman in the UK called the cops after she arrived at a McDonald’s drive-thru window — and found the restaurant had stopped serving breakfast, according to local authorities. The breakfast-loving Brit was so incensed about having to order off the lunch menu, instead of having her choice of bacon and hash browns, she demanded officers pursue legal action, according to a tweet from the Mid Sussex Neighborhood Police. Inspector Darren Taylor wrote that his department received “a call at 11:30 this morning from an angry lady who stated that due to the queue at the McDonalds drive-thru in EG, by the time she got to the window the breakfast service had stopped and she couldn’t order a breakfast.” The post concludes with the inspector writing, “The lady was given words of advice about ringing the Police.” McDonald’s in the United Kingdom do not serve all-day breakfast, according to the chain’s website. Restaurants in the US rolled out day-breakfast in 2015 as part of a sales initiative, but that extension was reversed last year as the coronavirus pandemic upended operations in the states. The Manhattan McDonald’s where Adam Sandler’s character was famously refused breakfast in the 1999 comedy “Big Daddy,” was forced to close earlier this month due to the pandemic.

Damn straight, you damn gay guy!

And how many with difficulty, you slut?

Oklahoma Lawmaker Proposes 'Bigfoot' Hunting Season A Republican House member has introduced a bill that would create a Bigfoot hunting season. Rep. Justin Humphrey’s district includes the heavily forested Ouachita Mountains in southeast Oklahoma, where a Bigfoot festival is held each year near the Arkansas border. He says issuing a state hunting license and tag could help boost tourism. “Establishing an actual hunting season and issuing licenses for people who want to hunt Bigfoot will just draw more people to our already beautiful part of the state," Humphrey said in a statement. Humphrey says his bill would only allow trapping and that he also hopes to secure $25,000 to be offered as a bounty. Micah Holmes, a spokesman for the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation, which oversees hunting in Oklahoma, told television station KOCO that the agency uses science-driven research and doesn’t recognize Bigfoot. FLO HAD BETTER WARN DARRYL

Not enough

How in the world does your headline connect to your post? ??‍♀️

It's a pity you didn't have drones back then. You could've just sipped pina coladas on the beach and accomplished your mission remotely.

It's a shame you already closed on your little cottage, or you could have retired to this: https://nypost.com/2021/01/23/windsurfer-robby-naishs-hawaiian-estate-hits-market-for-18m/

Well, we've already shown any idiot can get elected to the position. ? You just cannot set up a punchline like that & not expect a response like that. ?:p

He fell short of his goal to out-do Mickey Rooney. ?

I forgot modest.

A series of brilliant, insightful, hilarious, informative posts to this site.

I had a former friend whose mother's side of the family hailed from Pittsburgh, so I always knew this from her mocking Pittsburghers' accents and their use of that term.

co-written and sung by Willona Woods, before she adopted Janet Jackson, of course.

BEST TALK SHOW THEME EVER: EVEN IF THE HOSTS DIDN'T KNOW THE LYRICS: OKAY

I will actually admit that I liked The Partridge Family's music, and have three of their albums on CD. I preferred their second theme song I actually had the 45 of the extended single version.

How could you not mention his greatest contributions to American culture, co-authored with his then-wife, with him singing one, & her the other? George Clooney's proudest credit