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Jennifer Aniston will recreate episodes of “The Facts of Life” for a 90-minute special set to air on ABC Dec. 7. It will be available on Hulu the following day. Aniston will play Blair. The fact that Aniston, 52, has been cast as a teenager may raise some eyebrows, but it’s all a part of the fun. Gabrielle Union, 49, Kathryn Hahn, 48, and Allison Tolman, 40, will star opposite Aniston. Ann Dowd, 65, will star as Mrs. Garrett. Live In Front of a Studio Audience” will feature recreations of classic episodes of “The Facts of Life,” as well as a revival of iconic scenes and sketches from “Diff’rent Strokes.” Kevin Hart will play Arnold Jackson, Damon Wayans will play Willis Jackson, and John Lithgow will star as Mr. Drummond. https://nypost.com/2021/11/30/jennifer-aniston-gabrielle-union-cast-in-facts-of-life-reboot/ QUICK QUIZ: What was Tootie's real name? ANSWER: Dorothy

Johnny Carson went up into the audience one night to play 'Stump the Band'... and one lady did with this little ditty she warbled: Randolph the silver cowboy Had a very shiny gun, And if you ever saw it It might even make you run. All of the other cowboys Used to laugh and call him names, They never let poor Randolph Play in any poker games. Then one foggy Christmas eve, Sheriff came to say, Randolph with your gun so bright, Won't you shoot my wife tonight? Then, how the sheriff loved him, As he shouted out with glee, Randolph the silver cowboy, You'll go down in history!

The font size I use depends on how much emphasis I want to impart. Based on all of your posts, I've always thought "There's a man who thinks smaller is better (Gee, I wonder why)." 😁😇😝😎

I've searched, but haven't found any follow-up about whether the vandal was ever caught. Or if Mike ever got his comeuppance.

I don't know it's what you want, but there's the video of Zeb Atlas & Mark Dalton together, which is a big tease because they don't actually have any kind of sex, but there's a lot of rubbing and showing off of their muscles. https://www.xvideos.com/video27061099/zeb_atlas_productions_-_mark_meets_zeb

@whipped guy : Being as shallow as @Racketjock the biggest problem in my estimation is that the UPS guys are indeed hot and there is no time for any mutual appreciation of the packaging in all its various forms. @Rudynate : The best UPS drivers ever were in Denver. They were consistently over-the top-sexy. It seemed that they had to be hiring them for their looks.

AWKWAFINA TRIVIA: She was born on my best friend's 25th birthday. Her father (whose name really is Wally) had a (sit-down) Chinese restaurant called Lum's (her real name is Nora Lum) which was THE go-to restaurant for the kids in my neighborhood who had their licenses. The food was quite good. I watched Crazy Rich Asians and The Farewell last night. 2 very different movies, but I enjoyed both.

Franco will Wander no more... The final numbers on the deal are $182MM in guarantees. There’s a $25MM club option for a 12th season, and Franco has a series of $3MM escalators based on MVP voting that can max the contract out at $223MM. Eventually the Rays will either move or get a new stadium. Either way, they should be able to afford him by the 2nd half of the contract when he'll first be entering his prime, which should make the contract a steal by then.

@Prime38 : One of Marvel's bests!! Right up there with Black Panther!! @Maxxx17 : The film is quite dynamic with a lot of special effects. Looked at 123movies and was impressed. What I like about these films is that here you immediately tune in to miracles. And the unreality of events. Elements of humor are also visible in the film. The plot of the film is interesting, in my spirit. The only thing lacking was a smoother transition from an ordinary fighter to a superhero. How quickly the reincarnation happened. I advise you to watch it I was not disappointed. @DynamicUno : the movie was quite entertaining and worth seeing in the theaters. What a MAJOR disappointment! Not quite up there with Blade Runner, Down & Out in Beverly Hills, & the most overrated movie of all time, Close Encounters of the Worst Kind, but definitely in my top-10 of "What the fuck was everyone so excited about?" movies. Thank God I didn't pay to see it. The most interesting thing is that the female half of the couple they had cocktails with at the start and end is the idiot with all the foam fingers in the AT&T ad that's been running incessantly the last few weeks.

DEAR ABBY: When my boyfriend talks about women, he doesn’t always refer to them by their name. In most cases, I don’t know the individual. But even if he does refer to her by name, what bothers me is he always follows it by describing her boobs (i.e., “the one with the big boobs, she has got to be at least a 42D, they stick straight out,” or, “she’s petite with a very small waistline”). Yet, he says he loves my figure and always expresses he loves the way I’m built. I have ignored the “big boob” comments because (I’m guessing) he gets some kind of satisfaction from making them, so I have gone along with it. However, it is becoming increasingly annoying. How can I get him to stop these comments and either refer to the women by name, or “Jerry’s wife,” “the woman” or “the lady”? Frankly, I’m not interested in the description; her name will suffice. Also, can you explain why he always slips in the description of the woman’s anatomy? — MORE THAN A BODY DEAR MORE: A direct way to get your boyfriend to cut it out would be to tell him in plain English that the graphic description of these women’s anatomy is a huge turnoff. As to your second question, your boyfriend does it because this is how he classifies the females he meets. He does not view them as individuals; he identifies them according to their anatomy. Tell him if he doesn’t cut it out you will start referring to him as ‘the one with the micropenis’ or ‘the one who can’t keep it up’ to all of his friends and family. Or maybe ‘the one whose dick isn’t getting anywhere near me until he stops his annoying habit.’

Have the reviews been as abysmal all around the country as they've been in NYC?

Jonathan Larson, who wrote Rent, and died at his home in the early morning hours of January 25, 1996, the day of its first Off-Broadway preview performance.

Since he's apparently horse-hung, shouldn't he spell his last name Foals?

Yeah, but what if he's a grower, not a show-er? But I bet you'd like to investigate the matter in depth.

What did you do? Are you sure you targeted the right person? This story was discussed on THE VIEW. I feel terrible for this woman; even though her insurance will pay to repair the damage, her rates will go up as a result. The extremely dramatic telling of a local news story by a veteran Washington, D.C., news reporter has sent Twitter users into a fit of giggles. NBC4’s Pat Collins went out into the field this week to take a deep dive into a case of mistaken identity. A woman’s car was vandalized by someone who was apparently very angry with a cheater named Mike. Veteran Nedra Brantley said she discovered the damage to her red Mitsubishi Outlander Sport on Sunday morning. “Mike is a cheater,” read the spray-painted messages on the hood and sides of the car. The side mirrors were also snapped off and the front and back windshields smashed. “Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,” Collins said, assessing the damage. “See what you’ve done. I don’t know who you are. I don’t know where you are. But you may want to start changing your ways or changing your name.” Speaking to Brantley, Collins demanded: “Is your name Mike? Have you ever gone out with somebody named Mike? Do you know anybody named Mike?” The bemused victim said no to all. Thankfully, she said, her insurance was taking care of it. The segment went viral, accumulating more than a million views. On Twitter, viewers couldn’t get it enough of it, with MSNBC’s Joy Reid going as far as to brand the reporter ― known for his passionate storytelling style ― a “national treasure.” Several fans and D.C. locals said they were delighted that Collins’ hilarity was spreading across the country.

I'm in mourning... Tyler's been designated for assignment. 😭😢 https://www.companyofmen.org/topic/63699-your-most-handsome-baseball-player-please/?do=findComment&comment=1922989

Actually, he was designated for assignment, and given his speed and ability to play (and perform sexually in?) multiple positions, another team is almost guaranteed to claim (or trade for) him

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tyler Wade’s been removed from the Yankees’ roster to protect a prospect from the Rule-5 draft. Good-bye, honey!

Now it's on sale for 38 cents. D'ya think maybe they're having a hard time getting rid of it?

Yeah, but do different types of intelligence appreciate you? 😝😇😁😎

I kept hearing that it's decent, but nothing special. I binged all 8 episodes last night. (Thursday night is my big TV night-- 8-11 on both NBC & ABC-- but I wait until the next day or two to watch with limited or no commercials and GHOSTS has none on Paramount+). No, I didn't find it particularly funny, but I like the couple and most of the ghosts.

Don't worry about it; you probably look a little old for their comfort. 😝😇😁😎 Since I assume you don't hire women, it must be men-a-pause. 😝😇😁😎