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samhexum

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  1. May I suggest that they may not be able to READ that instruction...
  2. His identical twin sister, Margaret, was a real witch!
  3. Besides, with what would literally every stand-up comic in the country replace his/her 45 seconds about the drug side effects shown in commercials?
  4. Another attack on the New York Post by the conservative @WilliamM
  5. Jack has been feasting at the Buffet lately... Dak Prescott’s ex-girlfriend, Natalie Buffett, dating Tigers pitcher Jack Flaherty relatively small feet...
  6. We use a 98-year-old vacuum cleaner — it's also a food processor, veggie peeler, drill and more Nuns fail to block new Atlantic City pot dispensary just feet from convent Dear God! Suspect rams stolen car into police cruisers at Taco Bell drive-thru: 'Kept his foot on the accelerator' Yo quiero Taco Bell, indeed!
  7. Golf cart wrecks and fires rampant across Florida: 'Housewives getting drunk and crashing'
  8. Slow at first. Adorable in the middle. Goes on a little bit too long.
  9. He was trying to be polite and not call you(r account) outdated. You should have pulled out your flip phone and told him about the deal you get with Consumer Cellular.
  10. Charlie Sheen's Neighbor Arrested After Attempted Break-in... Uh, didn't we see this for 8 years on TWO AND a half MEN? You know, the actress married to John Ritter's son lives next to Charlie...
  11. 'Maestro' of love Read Bradley Cooper's high school opinion about best friends hooking up “Can best friends who are of the opposite sex hook up with each other without destroying their friendship?” — Bradley Cooper
  12. High-speed train project to connect Chicago, Cleveland and Pittsburgh plans to shut down Hyperloop One — endorsed by Elon Musk that nevertheless got sidetracked with project delays and bizarre sex-harassment claims — reportedly plans to shut down.
  13. City council passes bill to co-name Astoria street after Tony Bennett
  14. You didn't follow the narrative... Mr. Frawley would have needed liquid courage to get it on with @BOZO T CLOWN
  15. Yes, and to his credit he never showed up to work drunk, but don't you think the thought of getting it on with @BOZO T CLOWN after work would have driven him straight to the bottle for some liquid courage? (I mean, have you seen the size of that clown's shoes?) 😁🤣😇😊😲
  16. Yeah, but he was a drunk, so under the right circumstances...
  17. Lottery opens for ‘affordable apartments’ in Kew Gardens, 1-bedrooms to rent for $3,140 if it wasn't so awful it would be hilarious
  18. Additionally, I provide party favors/PNP to take you to the wilderness realm. The Jack London of providers!
  19. You should only commit authentic pas.
  20. A. Is this an unknown by-product of fracking? B. Fright Christmas: Holiday sex leads to more penile fractures, study says
  21. elastic waistbands and bigger t-shirts.
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