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Unfortunately, another parade in the area didn't go as smoothly: Several people were injured after a “possible chemical agent” was released during the Baltimore Pride parade Saturday evening, according to the Baltimore Police Department. Police said that a little after 8:30 p.m., attendees informed officers stationed at the parade that a chemical agent — potentially mace, hair spray or something else — was released into the crowd. Police confirmed it was not released by law enforcement. Fireworks were also set off at the event, which police said caused a large crowd to flee, injuring several people. Police did not specify whether all the injuries were caused by the stampede or the chemical agent. Fire officials treated individuals on the scene, and the event was shut down. Police have not yet confirmed the type of chemical agent released. They said they don’t have information at this time to conclude that this was a targeted attack. https://www.aol.com/news/several-injured-possible-chemical-agent-190018327.html

Some interesting real estate 'finds' made the news this week... 'Blockbuster discovery' found at George Washington's Mount Vernon estate June 15, 2024 Archaeologists at George Washington’s Mount Vernon have discovered dozens of glass jars filled with fruit preserves in the cellar of the historic Northern Virginia home that “likely haven’t seen the light of day since before the American Revolution.” Twenty-nine of the 35 bottles remain intact, and all contain either cherries, gooseberries or currants, the home and museum of the first U.S. president revealed in a press release Friday. “Never in our wildest dreams did we imagine this spectacular archaeological discovery,” Mount Vernon President & CEO Doug Bradburn said in a statement. “We were ecstatic last month to uncover two fully intact 18th-century bottles containing biological matter. Now we know those bottles were just the beginning of this blockbuster discovery.” Bradburn called the discovery an “unprecedented” find, adding, “nothing of this scale and significance has ever been excavated in North America. We now possess a bounty of artifacts and matter to analyze that may provide a powerful glimpse into the origins of our nation, and we are crossing our fingers that the cherry pits discovered will be viable for future germination. It’s so appropriate that these bottles have been unearthed shortly before the 250th anniversary of the United States,” which will be in 2026. The discovery comes two months after two bottles were found that contained a “mysterious” liquid, along with cherries and pits. Experts believe that the bottles were originally filled with cherries. The glass bottles were placed in the ground between 1758 and 1776 to refrigerate food. “For whatever reason, these were left behind, and they were in pristine condition, and that’s why this is such an extraordinary find, because you just don’t find 18th-century food remains, intact, outside of things like animal bones, which are pretty durable,” Mount Vernon principal archaeologist Jason Boroughs said. Skeleton unearthed at NY construction site, sparking mystery for investigators June 11, 2024 The grim find Monday in Woodbury's Eagle Rock Apartments is under investigation by Nassau County police, cops said. My friend used to live a few blocks from there; it's a nice area.

J. Lo gets to keep $2.5M from canceled tour JLo canceled her tour but she is keeping part of her $10 million signing bonus

What happens when an Orthodox woman comes out as gay By 19, Sara – nee Malka – Glass got everything an ultra-religious Jewish woman from the insular Borough Park neighborhood in Brooklyn could want. She’s married a God-fearing man and became a mother – her “true purpose” in life – while settling into the Hasidic enclave of Lakewood, NJ. After growing up in a “Fiddler on the Roof”-style home among five sisters, she externally looked the part of the perfectly pious: modest wig, covered collarbone and kneecaps, prayer book permanently stashed in purse – but all was not well. Between mining kosher cookbooks for gourmet recipes to please her emotionally unavailable husband, Malka unsuccessfully ignored an inconvenient truth: that despite her commitment to Judaism, she was a closeted lesbian who’d broken off a torrid affair with an equally religious woman just before her wedding. “My devotion to God and my deep, well-tended fear of his wrath didn’t leave much room for choice,” Glass writes in her new memoir, “Kissing Girls on Shabbat.” Her story is one of a woman trapped – in a loveless, arranged marriage, by the rules of her own faith, and by the self-denial she struggled with for years. Her anemic sex education consisted of a lesson involving a tube of toothpaste and “bendy toy” that raised more questions than answers as she lay with the stranger she happened to be her spouse. She was soon drowning deeper in a dire situation – burying burning secrets, both from herself and her cloistered world – while juggling two children in an increasingly untenable marriage. Once her controlling husband finally granted her a religious divorce, Glass writes that she was 24 and already had “ruined my own life. Forgive me, I begged of God.” Cognizant that one perceived slip-up would cost her her children, Glass forced herself to date men suitable for marriage. But after 13 years of “living in fear” and leading a “double life,” it was over — Glass won custody of her children with help from a group that supports ultra-Orthodox who left the community. She remains committed to this purpose today.

ANOTHER PIECE OF 20TH-CENTURY AMERICANA BITES THE DUST: Tupperware shuts down only remaining US plant, moves to Mexico as over 100 workers laid off

Dear Abby: My husband and I have a friend, “Sophie,” who is cheating on her husband of 25 years. Of course, this is not our business. But now, unbeknownst to her husband, she has incorporated her lover into their everyday life. Her lover is from India and is also married. Sophie is now obsessed with all things Indian — wearing saris, dancing in her lover’s dance troupe and wearing henna all over her body. My husband and I are involved in a small business with Sophie and her husband, and I’m growing more uncomfortable by the day as she constantly confides to me about her and her lover’s sex life, addictions, how she’s pursued him, etc. I told her she’s playing with fire. Now I remain silent, hoping she’ll stop. Meanwhile, she’s started a new business that has incorporated him into her life on a daily basis. We love Sofie’s husband. He’s a good and trustworthy man. I absolutely will never be the one to tell him what’s going on, but we need to get away from her. Without hurting the husband, what explanation can we give for stepping away on a business and personal level? Because he WILL ask why. He’s a kind and compassionate man who feels very close to both of us. Any gentle suggestions? — Knows Too Much Dear Knows: Start by making yourself and your husband less available to socialize with these people. If Sophie continues to confide in you, tell her you do not approve and do not want to hear another word about her affair. BLACKMAILING SOPHIE. You may not have to worry about keeping mum around the husband because, sooner or later, he is going to catch on to the fact that something is going on AND YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THE OPPORTUNITY TO BLACKMAIL HER. Because you did not mention how closely tied your financial interests are with Sophie and her husband, I will assume you are not solely dependent upon it. That is why you and your husband should consider te KIlling Sophie’s husband that “considering the state of the economy,” your financial picture has changed, and you will need to relinquish your interest in the business. Your attorney can help you with IF YOU GET CAUGHT DOING this. Dear Abby: I have an identical twin who lives in a different state. I am married; she never has been. At 62, she still demands that I live my life her way. I love her, but I’m an adult. I live by my own rules. She seems enraged that I don’t think and behave the same way she does. By the way, she works from home and sets her own schedule. I work in a call center. I would appreciate your input. — Likes My Freedom in Iowa Dear Likes: At 62, you are entitled to live your life exactly as you wish. So is your sister. You may be identical, but this does not mean you must think alike. Perhaps the next time your twin unloads on you, you should remind her of that. WHAT IS IT ABOUT IOWA THAT MAKES IDENTICAL TWIN SISTERS NOT GET ALONG? ARE ONE OR BOTH OF YOU AN ADVICE COLUMNIST?

Firm co-founded by Milwaukee Bucks’ billionaire co-owner wants to save Red Lobster from bankruptcy A Wall Street investment firm co-founded by billionaire Milwaukee Bucks co-owner Wesley Edens could swoop in to save Red Lobster from bankruptcy, according to a report. Fortress Investment Group, the $48 billion private equity firm that specializes in rehabilitating distressed businesses, is the most likely company that is expected to take charge of the struggling casual dining chain as it looks to climb out of Chapter 11, according to Bloomberg News. Executives at Fortress, which was founded by Edens, Rob Kauffman and Randal Nardone, are poring over Red Lobster’s books in an attempt to figure out why its restaurants are failing, Bloomberg News reported. Fortress, which already holds a large chunk of Red Lobster’s debt, is also reportedly mapping out a strategy for the restaurant chain’s comeback by identifying which regions and demographics would best support a revival of its popularity. Edens is no longer co-chair of the company. The firm is particularly keen on shedding Red Lobster’s onerous lease agreements that have put a major dent in its bottom line, according to Bloomberg News. Last month, Red Lobster, which previously boasted 550 locations, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection after it shuttered 93 restaurants. Court filings revealed that the chain is in danger of shutting down an additional 135 restaurants if the company is unable to renegotiate the terms of its leases. The filings list 228 rejected leases that the company has flagged as money-losing propositions if they continue without adjustments, according to Restaurant Business. Edens also co-owns the Bucks, which features superstar Giannis Antetokounmpo.

Take a byte Brave vet uses her Apple Watch to measure lion’s heart rate in wild video Wildlife veterinarians redefined “cat scan” after incredibly taking a lion’s pulse using the gadget.

Tyson Foods heir John Tyson busted on DWI rap

Zillow hacker lists couple’s home ‘for sale by owner’ for $10,200

ESPN News Services Jun 10, 2024, 06:23 PM ET Juan Soto is returning to the New York Yankees' lineup Monday night, serving as the designated hitter against the host Kansas City Royals, manager Aaron Boone said. Soto missed this weekend's series against the Dodgers as he dealt with left forearm inflammation. Aaron Judge, who started the Yankees' first 67 games, was given a night off from the lineup. Earlier Monday, Boone was named AL Player of the Week.

A 2 out, 2 run double by Mookie Betts in the 5th ended the streak tonight.

MORE TEXTS FROM ABROAD: on a side board they had "MLB101" explaining rules as it happened. "What is a HBP?" "What is the bullpen?" "What is a ground rule double?" My favorite was "What is a K" "What is a backwards K?" Another cool thing here. Because UK is really pushing "green" standards and recycling under King Charles all the new soda, water and drink bottles, regardless of size, have the caps connected so the whole container get recycled as one piece.

Best line of the season (as delivered by Keegan-Michael Key): You're oddly persistent... and persistently odd.