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AdamSmith

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  1. Ah, but have you ever been in a 4-way with Howard Stern? (As Stern claims Stamos to have been.)
  2. And for Ol' Blue Eyes...
  3. Depends what each head wants.
  4. And even when it's advertised as a whole apt., seems like half the time renters find the landlord lives directly above or beside, watching your comings & goings like Cerberus. http://www.greekmythology.com/images/mythology/cerberus_106.jpg
  5. LMAO Never in the station though.
  6. Very moving
  7. "All that" is just to explain how, before the era of holding tanks, it was only too easy to envision a loop of roid dangling down through the open Oh never mind.
  8. Train conductor: "Why did you pull the emergency brake?!" Man emerging from toilet room: "Because I have hemorrhoids." Conductor: "So do I!! But you don't see me pulling the emergency brake on account of it." Man: "But yours weren't wrapped around the axle." [Tedious explanation: Not only mining gross laffs from hemorrhoids but also referencing the disgusting fact that train toilets used to (some still do) open and spew directly onto the tracks when flushed.] http://www.rrpicturearchives.net/pictures/62615/do%20not%20flush%20%20SERM%202012-03-02%20003_resize.JPG
  9. And the great punch line: "But yours weren't wrapped around the axle!"
  10. I'm aflame to know when & how you would find yourself at risk of this. It only happens to me when I've hired one.
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    uber

    I've used them since about March and they've never made a billing mistake thus far. And twice when the driver's Google map sent him on a needlessly long route, he entered a reasonable charge-reduction order and my card was rebated that amount.
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    uber

    Uber fundraising drive values app higher than General Motors Ride-hailing app is valued at $62bn making it the world’s most valuable private start-up and outstripping the US car giant’s $55bn worth http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/dec/04/uber-app-valued-62-billion-general-motors
  13. ..maybe some WD-40?
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