AdamSmith

Even more than these overt howlers, or the trade names like Pocari Sweat bottled water or Creap powdered dairy creamer, I like the poetic surrealism of Janglish (kind of neat site: https://tefltastic.wordpress.com/2011/09/24/janglish-dictionary/) and like efforts when they succeed. For instance in Nagoya one time I noticed a video arcade that called itself Unexperienced Zone. I.e., a zone unlike any you've ever experienced. (Actually not Janglish but anyway.)

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No doubt we all know somebody who would love this for Christmas.

But no Fuchsschwanz?!

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Very thread-appropriate.

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Found on an H.P. Lovecraft homage site...

The mohel is the one who circumcises all those, and those only, who do not circumcise themselves. So: does the mohel circumcise himself?