AdamSmith

Plugger When in the 69 position, you proceed to plug all of the woman's body cavities. I'm gunna plug her shit tonight Plugger A man who enjoys ANAL sex with another man on a regular basis Grab the baseball bats, lets go find some pluggers!!!! plugger Forcibly inserting a pill up one's anus with one or two fingers. Preferably at a night club and knuckle deep. He has been known as the plugger ever since that special moment at the edge. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pluggers&defid=278348

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LMAO That's worse than anything I was thinking.

Actually several "A" words come to mind.

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Right! In the 18th century going out for a jostling ride in the carriage after a meal was considered exercise.

Just an English major here. That dude needs a shrinkola. Or, anybody taking him up on his offer does.

At the risk of being offensive a third time today...

I will have to channel Peter de Vries (while rummaging through the Latin dictionary) and make one up.

Exquisite apposition. (What would be the grammatical term, sort of like synechdoche, for one part of speech being hurled at another one? )

Officer: "Why did you throw that trash out of your car? Didn't you see the sign?" Little old [gender-conforming stereotype ]: "Well, it said 'Fine for littering'!"

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...like this one!

ROFLMAO This makes my day!