madjim

Like any hobby or addiction, hiring escorts could get out of hand and wreak havoc with your budget. I have to set a realistic limit and stay with it, which isn't easy because I only hire escorts well-known on this forum. No BP for me, so no super low rates. So far I'm very satisfied with the experiences I've had and they have been close in price range. Please note that all my sessions have been in SoCal.

Do your homework. The chase should be part of the fun. Book someone who turns you on. Use common sense when making the final choice (in other words, think with the bigger head). Don't automatically exclude guys at lower price points, if they rev your engine. Some are very new to the biz and don't understand pricing. Some are genuinely humble and cannot imagine they compare to more experienced "pros". Some have a low self-image. My single greatest, all-time, bestest overnight was..........300. It will likely never be eclipsed, but my shades are at hand just in case.

when you figure it out, we'd all like to know.....
 
seriously, though, I'd pay more attention to the reviews here at daddysreviews dot com, pre-meet communication, forum inquiries you may make, and the always-troublesome grammar/spelling skills

The only thing about rates that I know for sure is that they have never made any sense.....and never will.

i totally depends on where you are at. In LA i have seen 600 to 2500 for an overnight (excluding the crazy 500 per hour guys)

I find that for the higher end guys the average is $1200-$1500 for an overnight, weekends are $3000-$4000. Some are more, some are less. It really depends on how busy the escort is and what else they have going on in their lives. Higher rates can indicate that they have quite a bit of business as it is and are trying to throttle the amount of clients they get or they think that they're worth that much for their time. I've had great overnights with guys who were as low as $800 for an overnight and a terrible time with another guy that charged $2000.00. If you see a guy regularly they will sometimes give you a break. One well-reviewed escort I do overnights with charges $1500, but usually gives me a deal of $1000-$1200. The latter price he usually stays much longer than planned.

I was reading this over lunch. Fucking spit out my drink. Thanks for that.
LMAOOOOO

With the recent path my life has taken, I have found it helpful to try to focus on upbeat things, especially humor (a relative term to be sure). Some of my close friends have taken to sending me jokes. I thought you might like to see a few.
If there is interest perhaps I will post some more along the way.
You might have a joke that would make me laugh out loud, so feel free to add it to the thread.
 
Here are few for today:
 
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
 
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
 
And then....

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
 
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
 
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
 
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
 
Finally........
 
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

The kid is turning this into the standard grindr rigamarole -- with the added privilege of your PAYING for it.
 
And you can assume the 100 base rate is without sex, since he asks.
 
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"My license was suspended my girlfriend drives me to appointsments can she come in and watch One Tree Hill? (she won't disturb us)"

I have had a few amazing sessions with him!
He's 100% real, stunning physique, strong, dominant, but a awesome friendly entertaining guy!!!
Definitely down to earth personality!

WOW!
The most exciting thing to come out of Springfield since basketball. I'm in LUST! I should never have left.

Cute too. No questions, just wanted to show they really do exist!
 
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Lucky Boston!