escortrod

yeah, "the small Chrysler" was a tank...."rich Corinthian leather" was a total marketing scheme....Ricardo explains it here on David Letterman:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p9g3JCZv1E

and this PSA on the imminent 1954 arrival of dial phones and how to operate them
 

Great pics. I'm thinking I need to upgrade my gym.

I want to kiss you just for that apostrophe!

I want to kiss you just for that apostrophe!

Poor thing needs a new kilt.

Sitting here in Uruguay,
lounging around semi-naked,
wearing my favorite T-shirt:
http://image16.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/4892539/views/1,width%3D178,height%3D178,appearanceId%3D2/I-m-not-short-I-m-fun-sized-women-s-t-shirt.jpg

I would have let you know if you ever made that voyage back to Boston.

Goddamnit, I'm considered short by most people, but I'm not short enough to be short enough?

Goddamnit, I'm considered short by most people, but I'm not short enough to be short enough?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/20140313/4999046/goldilocks-o.gif Not too short, not too tall...
just what the doctor ordered!
Consider yourself perfect
@escortrod, xoxo

I'm even too wimpy to open up the link!
I'll join [uSER=9945]@funguy[/uSER] for ice cream.
I might even smear it all over him
and whip him with my cannoli.
Ice cream fetish anyone?
http://media.giphy.com/media/kfuHGv7ATGVWM/giphy.gif

Now that we're officially into the Holiday season, people not displaying the proper festive demeanor will be given a break that'll last until next year.
 
Now who's the first person that's going to test his resolve? Please there's always one that doesn't believe in the Grinch. Take one for the bad boy team!
 

I think clients say the darnedest things too:
 
When it's late - "It's 2am, how soon can you get here?"
When it is literally too late - "Does it hurt when I bite it like this?"
How to kill a boner - "I could be your dad!"

On Topic
 
Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

"My license was suspended my girlfriend drives me to appointsments can she come in and watch One Tree Hill? (she won't disturb us)"

That's funny! I have a blog post in draft form, still a work in progress, that lists some of the ridiculous hyperbole guys use to make their ads stand out. To experienced clients, the faux hype actually turns us away, but some providers don't understand marketing.

It's absolutely a mixed bag... I had an overnight with a sweet guy who refused to take any money (I hid it in his bag anyway).
 
My limited experience is that the guys who post a shirtless pic have a fairly clear notion of what they are looking for.
 
As you say, it's intriguing in that it's a wide-open set of possibilities versus an ordinary escort experience, which has a set routine and is generally fairly predictable (which is not to say boring... just predictable).
Noone in SA is in it for the long-term (at least that I have had contact with) and don't have preconceptions about the financials. Also, the guys who post profiles turns over pretty rapidly so there's a fresh set of faces pretty regularly.
 
In a sense, it's like Grindr without the immediacy and with a built-in layer of screening.
 
I'm not thru with SA yet...

If you don't work in NYC, NYC tax irrelevant.
 
Sorry, @Zman, the NYC commuter tax lives.
 
https://www.tax.ny.gov/pit/file/nonresidents.htm
 
Point of applying it to non-residents who work in the city is that they use city services and it's unfair to apply it to city residents only. Plus it would be a huge revenue loss.
 
Every state taxes non-residents on income earned in the state. Believe that is the case w/all cities with income tax too. It's a basic principle of tax law/policy.

http://www.rebresearch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pi-therapy.jpg

I've never understood the 'smouldering' expression many guys go for in profile pictures, particularly those who pout their lips. Very unattractive.

Better than the usual passing gas facial expression.