pitman

In many parts of that state, Atheist Vegan and Texan might be regarded as contradictory. I hope you won't be moving to one of those areas.

When I first started escorting, I turned to the Google™ to get tips and whatnot. The websites I came across were for female escorts and suggested all levels of precautions and session management (video cameras, work address for client, background checks, even an alarm clock!).
 
Of course, being a complete n00b, I didn't realize there's a difference between escorting in the straight world vs. gay world until I found this forum. It's like night and day. Some of the tips that were emphasized as essential for female escorts were complete deal breakers for male clients. I felt so bad for my first client once I realized the error in my ways. Luckily, I found this forum right after my first session, and apparently my client didn't know better either because he hired me a few days later. I'm glad because the second time around, I made up for my first time fumble and even spent extra time with him.

Why did they put Oklahoma is OK on their license plates?
Because they couldn't spell mediocre.

You found the Butt Plugs? In Texas? My Gawd, you must be well connected.
(The middle one is the famous one that pulled the butt plug, he's not covering his eyes)
 
http://s26.postimg.org/qmm7bhhjt/Speak_See_Hear_no_Evil.jpg
 

I will admit to having lots of fun in the Dallas/Fort Worth area. Only because I could only handle about three days of Oklahoma before I was ready to start shooting people. By going to DFW, I was able to go back to OKC for another three days. The family only barely noticed.
 

I always wanted to hire Blake Harper, but at the time he was escorting and doing porn, I was in a monogamous relationship. Blake and Jason Branch were an awesome porn couple. (I did later hire Jason and had a great time with him).

Go Wolverines! Jim Harbaugh you are STILL on my bucket list!



 

 
Sorry. You've gotta do what Ya gotta do.

Michigan has natural beauty. You need to be able to tolerate the cold to appreciate living there. Summers and fall are wonderful, and with it being on the western edge of the eastern time zone, summer daylight until past 9:30 pm. Sunsets on Lake Michigan rival California and Hawaii, and for those morning people, a sunrise across one if it's many lakes is not to be missed. Second in the US for the most boats.

In many parts of that state, Atheist Vegan and Texan might be regarded as contradictory. I hope you won't be moving to one of those areas.

In many parts of that state, Atheist Vegan and Texan might be regarded as contradictory. I hope you won't be moving to one of those areas.

I hired Jason & Blake together when I was visiting the SF area around 2002/2003. It was pretty amazing.

Well there goes my best excuse of why not to hire you, geography. I better start working those extra hours now .
 
Congrats on your new position and upcoming move.

In many parts of that state, Atheist Vegan and Texan might be regarded as contradictory. I hope you won't be moving to one of those areas.

In many parts of that state, Atheist Vegan and Texan might be regarded as contradictory. I hope you won't be moving to one of those areas.

Did a Tennesseean blogger known as Large Tony ever escort? Seems that I've read he did once upon a time.
 
Big ole dick. (said with a syrupy Southern accent)
 
http://largetony.tumblr.com/
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk9qgoPU311qgc8hdo1_500.jpg

I had many teenage (and earlier) crushes, usually for swarthy, hirsute guys I saw on TV. Vince Edwards, Ben Gazzara, David Janssen.

Me 2. Watching Blake's porn was proof again that the very best tops are good bottoms as well. I hope he's now getting out of life some of the pleasure he granted us in his day.

Odorama! Nostalgia: Theaters at John Waters fabulous film "Polyester" ('80-'81) passed out scratch & sniff cards. A # would flash on the screen during whatever scene you should scratch the corresponding to the card.
1. with Roses
 
2. at 0:18:46 with Flatulence
 
3. at 0:33:54 with Model Airplane Glue
 
4. at 0:40:33 with Pizza
 
5. at 0:43:06 with Gasoline
 
6. at 0:57:28 with Skunk
 
7. at 1:00:06 with Natural Gas
 
8. at 1:05:49 with New Car Smell
 
9. at 1:18:39 with Dirty Shoes
 
10. at 1:22:31 with Air Freshener

I look forward to a time when male "aromas" can be digitalized.

I had many teenage (and earlier) crushes, usually for swarthy, hirsute guys I saw on TV. Vince Edwards, Ben Gazzara, David Janssen.

I had many teenage (and earlier) crushes, usually for swarthy, hirsute guys I saw on TV. Vince Edwards, Ben Gazzara, David Janssen.

Red Sox star Carl Yastrzemski. I remember a photo of him in the sports section of the paper, lying on his stomach getting a back rub. I treasured and jacked off to it many times.













http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/124650.jpg

Here's another "Majors" '70s figure I jacked off to ...
 
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTIzMTY1MjAzNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTY3ODU2._V1._SX300_SY450_.jpg
 
 
BIG Valley indeed!
 
 
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LikzyndVj-g/SfD2zTqM-oI/AAAAAAABDVE/0Cqw39xxUn8/s400/Lee+Majors69.jpg

Thanks for the clip tDOA. But I ws disppointed a bit -- the way it read, I thought it was going to be a clip of your first orgasm.
 
But still not to be missesd.

I Was So Naive
 
I knew I liked looking at bodybuilders and really handsome male stars long before I was a teenager. I have a memory-- I don't know whether it is an actual memory or something I somehow made up years later-- but I was about 5 or 6 years old-- it was the year before I started 1st grade. I was in kindergarten. I was in the bathroom. Another boy from my class walked in-- and I thought to myself-- he's cute. Then I remember immediately thinking, 'Boys don't think other boys are cute'. In spite of that internal self censure-- I still enjoyed looking at bodybuilders. Anyone remember the scene from the movie Lil Abner after the men of Dogpatch drink Mammy Yokum's potion.
 
However a hunk I liked in my early days-- more the reruns in the late 60's to the early 70's rather than the initial run-- was Lee Majors as Heath Barkley. Was an episode of the Big Valley ever complete without Heath being captured and having his shirt ripped off?
 
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2452/3851304421_3a88fca626.jpg
 
Although this picture is from The Fall Guy a few years later and not The Big Valley-- Mr. Majors still looks great.
 
Gman