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    StraightHung

    Sounds like a great way to scratch that particular itch - and the whole length of one's throat, of course.
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    StraightHung

    Too bad - polishing that up could be fun.
  3. I take it back - clearly not an asshole.
  4. Oh, don't get me started on the whole "findom" thing. It's basically "pay me to be an abusive asshole".
  5. Probably rent was due.
  6. Now I'm starting to feel sorry for him.
  7. Guess daddy ran out of sugar - or something else.
  8. Like this, for those having a slow evening: https://menofporn.typepad.com/menofporn/2015/06/the-issue-on-brady-bennett.html In an aside, Brady Bennett is severely fuckable.
  9. Please let us not turn this into a preachy thread.
  10. Since Ryan is a "Veteran", I'd say send in the Marines! Failing any available active duty heroes, perhaps an Active Duty one would do. Send Cole in to "discreetly" bury his 10" dick into Ryan's "Rose". Then again, since Ryan is a "discrete" bottom, getting near his ass might be tough. Yes, spelling dings are cheap, but so am I. I do wonder why Ryan is encouraging people to Google him, and thereby get inundated with old pictures.
  11. Forums like this are as good as it gets for that.
  12. Ah OnlyFans and the like have changed so much. Now the client is getting "paid" do porno. I wonder how that works out for in-person sessions, and how much of a deterrent it might be versus the discount. Even with the discount, those are some serious steep rates, so any clients wouldn't likely be penny-pinchers. Of course, if the whole thing really isn't ever meant to generate in-person sessions, then it wouldn't matter. Out of my range, both price-wise and type-wise.
  13. It will turn out that he's amazingly hotter than any of the pics, but very shy of his privacy. He'll be very polite and offer a discount because he only managed to give you 5 orgasms that evening. He'll also be very sure to ask you if his cock is too thick, because it's a problem for some guys and he's nice like that. He'll worry that he isn't giving you enough pleasure and offer to invite his 3 frat brothers over, no charge.
  14. Fake but delicious!
  15. 9 would be well into the fun zone.
  16. Jim Buck had a scene in "Toolbox" called "Dumb as Paint", where his idiot construction coworker shuts Buck's mouth full of wiseass by fucking the hell out of him.
  17. Jamie did have quite the hungry ass. I imagine he was very popular with the wrestling team in school.
  18. Someone should definitely hire them both for a full-on Brad fuckfest.
  19. Yes, it could even be that the actual person more or less resembles the pix, but doesn't use their own in the interest of privacy. It's certainly worthy of caution, in any case.
  20. Poor Brad is gonna start feeling warm in the ass with all this attention - might give him a gay panic or something.
  21. Or maybe the guy catfishing got busted.
  22. Darn that autoerection, it happens at the most awkward times.
  23. Did his underwear shimmer?
  24. The nose looks different, I think. Surprising to me is that he doesn't claim to be str8 in the ad, to complete the stereotype.
  25. Looks like the makings of a fun "Cops" video.
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