guru68

He always struck me as a decent guy. I'm not on X anymore, so I don't know how active he's been, and his last post on his personal site was in January. Hopefully he's doing well and just living his life. He's got enough long-standing regulars to keep him very busy indeed, if that is what he wants.

I think being a top is his primary role currently, but as has been said, just asking him outright is the best way to go.

Swing and a miss on image search. 4 years and no reviews isn't encouraging. 

20 hours ago, Mo Mason said:

I just don't get it.  I'm a bottom.  Anything over 6" is useless to me.  Won't fit in my mouth.  Won't fit in my ass.  Barely fits in two hands.

You absolute gaping whores.  

As the saying goes, only too much is enough.

1 hour ago, la_connor said:

Most of our appointments I just admired the view, but I did visit the mountain top after a few exhibitionism appointments. By the time I got there, I knew for sure he didn't enjoy it and didn't care whether I enjoyed it. It looked like fucking but it felt no different from riding the dildo I keep in the shower.  

That's disappointing but not entirely surprising. 

4 hours ago, la_connor said:

I had fun with SimonSays before the pandemic.  His ad is accurate and his cocky description captures his personality.  He is enormous. Might be your equal, @ThicckyNiccky

I haven't seen Simon for a long time, but I see his ad is active. https://rent.men/simonsays

Enormous.

Did you climb the mountain?

I checked, he is NOT next door to me.

Paramedics are standing by!

And possibly firemen!

Hmm, and my second thought is that, yes, some of those pics do look rather off. I agree with what was previously said - if the more credible pics are accurate, I don't see why he'd bother doing the others.

1 hour ago, azdr0710 said:

holy cow!....all the current buzzwords of the modern advertising and marketing world!!......"curate", "bespoke", "elevate", "vibrant", "experiences"........in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if AI had a hand in creating his ad text! 

That said, the man certainly keeps himself trim.

I'm trying to remember the last time I saw an escort ad with the word "curate" in it.

It's unfortunate - he certainly looks interesting.

On 3/1/2026 at 12:15 PM, Vegas_Millennial said:

I don't know how y'all can afford even CONSIDERING $400,000 per hour.

Does he come with a house that you can keep at the end of the session?

The trick is to get him bid as a military contractor.

I like what there is to see, but being a smoker would deter me in any case.

Ah, the foreign exchange student I always thought about hosting!

My goodness - my very first thought I'd that I'd love to engage him to top https://rentmen.eu/Alex_janer

Very nice!

I like his look - toned, but not self-obsessive. 

I could see not minding the issues described, but it would depend very much on the chemistry that I had with the provider. It's hard to imagine hitting that level on a first session, though. Certainly food for thought, in any case.

I need to alternate which hand I fan myself with, so that I don't develop unevenly.

Clownboy can definitely come to my party.

He looks like the fun kind of trouble.

11 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Nooooooooo.

Bozo doesn't wear a mask. Never did. Never will.
Bozo's natural, God-given beauty (with a a little help from the plastic surgeon, brand name cosmetics, and good genes) is responsible the high level of pulchritudinous he has attained.

As for clownboy4u, the clown mask is an interesting choice of disguises. Both clever and creative. But as long as he was going in that direction, a Bozo mask should have been the way to go.

As of this writing, he has had his ad up for 24 hours. From a real clown to a masked clown, Bozo wishes clownboy4u the best 🤡.

BTC
🤡

"How do I look so young? A complete vegetable diet, 12 hrs of sleep a night and lots and lots of makeup"

-Lionel Twain, "Murder by Death"

https://rent.men/collegeboyjoe

catGPTfishing?  We need a term for it. 

Cute, but I feel like I'd need 5 IDs, even if he were real.

I'd say he's either retired for real, or has a list of regulars that keeps him off the usual radar.

On 3/21/2026 at 5:30 AM, Cooper said:

Administrator’s Reminder

Gentlemen, When posting images please keep in mind our gallery  guidelines. Violations have been removed. 
 

No Erections!       - No Assholes!         - No Penetration!     - No Masturbation!     - No Simulated Sex!
- No Pedophilia!     - No Necrophilia!     - No Bestiality!         - No Xylophilia!

How anyone can get turned on by a xylophone, I'll never know.