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    feldersteve got a reaction from zac in Worst Ever Massage   
    Long time ago, I was working temporarily in another city, so I wanted to find a masseur and schedule some regular sessions. First appointment was with a guy who lived near a major university. Studio was on the 4th floor of a large apartment house. Climbed dozens of stairs to get there. Dude opens the door, invites me to sit down for the "interview". Asks me what my favorite Disney character is (wtf?) and do I like unicorns. Not making this up. Then we move to the bedroom - no table, just a bed - and I disrobe and stretch out. He turns out the lights, and switches on a thousand tiny little Christmas lights, cranks up the music (Fantasia?) and he begins to hum along. Holy shit. Then he starts rubbing my backside, a little. Then I feel something cool - so I ask what's he doing? Baby powder, he says. Johnson's baby powder. Seriously? His humming turns to singing, the incense is getting strong, and I'm wondering how the hell I'm going to get out of this. Then he starts asking if I want spanked, or a little whipping? Uh, S&M ain't my thing. I'm sure I could have whipped HIS ass, but thought better of it. My pants were close by, and so was my cellphone. I grabbed it and faked receiving a call, told him it was an emergency and had to leave. He starts getting all weird. His fee was $60 (that should have told me something) and I said that I'd give him 40 now, and come back later for the rest. He agreed, but insisted on giving me a big hug before I left. Grabbed the rest of my gear and flew down the stairs. "my, oh my, what a wonderful day" was still ringing in my ears.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from Moe in Worst Ever Massage   
    Long time ago, I was working temporarily in another city, so I wanted to find a masseur and schedule some regular sessions. First appointment was with a guy who lived near a major university. Studio was on the 4th floor of a large apartment house. Climbed dozens of stairs to get there. Dude opens the door, invites me to sit down for the "interview". Asks me what my favorite Disney character is (wtf?) and do I like unicorns. Not making this up. Then we move to the bedroom - no table, just a bed - and I disrobe and stretch out. He turns out the lights, and switches on a thousand tiny little Christmas lights, cranks up the music (Fantasia?) and he begins to hum along. Holy shit. Then he starts rubbing my backside, a little. Then I feel something cool - so I ask what's he doing? Baby powder, he says. Johnson's baby powder. Seriously? His humming turns to singing, the incense is getting strong, and I'm wondering how the hell I'm going to get out of this. Then he starts asking if I want spanked, or a little whipping? Uh, S&M ain't my thing. I'm sure I could have whipped HIS ass, but thought better of it. My pants were close by, and so was my cellphone. I grabbed it and faked receiving a call, told him it was an emergency and had to leave. He starts getting all weird. His fee was $60 (that should have told me something) and I said that I'd give him 40 now, and come back later for the rest. He agreed, but insisted on giving me a big hug before I left. Grabbed the rest of my gear and flew down the stairs. "my, oh my, what a wonderful day" was still ringing in my ears.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from phildallas in Does it matter if the masseur is nakd throughout the session if we're facing down most of the time?   
    Sometimes when you're face down, with your arms at your side, and palms up, certain things get close and are just begging for a little squeeze.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from luvsrubs in Does it matter if the masseur is nakd throughout the session if we're facing down most of the time?   
    Sometimes when you're face down, with your arms at your side, and palms up, certain things get close and are just begging for a little squeeze.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from JBrian72 in Does it matter if the masseur is nakd throughout the session if we're facing down most of the time?   
    Sometimes when you're face down, with your arms at your side, and palms up, certain things get close and are just begging for a little squeeze.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from john1973 in Does it matter if the masseur is nakd throughout the session if we're facing down most of the time?   
    Sometimes when you're face down, with your arms at your side, and palms up, certain things get close and are just begging for a little squeeze.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from GLEE in Does it matter if the masseur is nakd throughout the session if we're facing down most of the time?   
    Sometimes when you're face down, with your arms at your side, and palms up, certain things get close and are just begging for a little squeeze.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from workingoutnow in Does it matter if the masseur is nakd throughout the session if we're facing down most of the time?   
    Sometimes when you're face down, with your arms at your side, and palms up, certain things get close and are just begging for a little squeeze.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from PaulM in Does it matter if the masseur is nakd throughout the session if we're facing down most of the time?   
    Sometimes when you're face down, with your arms at your side, and palms up, certain things get close and are just begging for a little squeeze.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from + HornyRetiree in Does it matter if the masseur is nakd throughout the session if we're facing down most of the time?   
    Sometimes when you're face down, with your arms at your side, and palms up, certain things get close and are just begging for a little squeeze.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from Mydavid in Does it matter if the masseur is nakd throughout the session if we're facing down most of the time?   
    Sometimes when you're face down, with your arms at your side, and palms up, certain things get close and are just begging for a little squeeze.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from Worshipbig1s in Luke in Indianapolis   
    Not to worry, gentlemen. He received a very tasteful "manscape" - the pubes are intact, just a trim here and there. And I DO mean tasteful. Ease up, guys.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from Worshipbig1s in Luke in Indianapolis   
    He usually starts out in sexy briefs and they can easily fall to the floor with a gentle tug. BTW, he recently got an extended haircut
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    feldersteve got a reaction from Capitano in Luke in Indianapolis   
    I snapped the one in the leather jacket. Love this guy!
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    feldersteve got a reaction from GLEE in Luke in Indianapolis   
    I snapped the one in the leather jacket. Love this guy!
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    feldersteve got a reaction from Beancounter in Anyone currently worth visiting in Houston?   
    Andrew Justice is not to be missed. Ever.
    Sigh ... Memories.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from BearBones in Anyone currently worth visiting in Houston?   
    Andrew Justice is not to be missed. Ever.
    Sigh ... Memories.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from TruHart1 in Anyone currently worth visiting in Houston?   
    Andrew Justice is not to be missed. Ever.
    Sigh ... Memories.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from + Gar1eth in Anyone currently worth visiting in Houston?   
    Andrew Justice is not to be missed. Ever.
    Sigh ... Memories.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from GLEE in Anyone currently worth visiting in Houston?   
    Andrew Justice is not to be missed. Ever.
    Sigh ... Memories.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from tennisjock in Dimitri Valentino Indianapolis   
    In a word? Amazing! More than a "10" in every way. Hot, muscles, great personality and attitude, stamina, cut, buffed, tan, great smile, intelligent, playful, and a cock carved out of marble, and killer abs to boot. Can't wait to see him again.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from orville in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    I arrived on time at the escort's apartment. After about 30 minutes of wine, conversation, and some serious carnal interaction, the doorbell rang. He seemed very surprised, and we agreed he should at least go take a peek. Then I hear the door open and muffled conversation.
    Escort: You're way too early, so watch tv 'til I'm done.
    He returns to the bedroom. Me: WTF?
    Him: My next client is early. He's really hot - you want to make it a 3-way? I won't charge you any more!
    Me: Thanks, I'll pass. Here's half.
    And as I was leaving, he didn't protest the reduced amount. He just greeted the waiting client and told me to come back some time. Hell, I didn't get to come the first time.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from Worshipbig1s in Luke in Indianapolis   
    He's based in metro Indy - he travels to Cinti, Louisville, Columbus, but Indy is home base. He is sooooo worth it.
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    feldersteve got a reaction from + Axiom2001 in Strings Attached   
    Thank you! They all look very "pluckable".
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    feldersteve got a reaction from + Oliver in Strings Attached   
    Thank you! They all look very "pluckable".
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