Kody S

Hudson Grace on Rentmasseur is my go to guy in Chicago. He is one of most friendly and approachable guys I have found.

Hudson Grace on Rentmasseur is my go to guy in Chicago. He is one of most friendly and approachable guys I have found.

There is nothing like the comfort of body to body context. That is part of what relaxes me: that feeling of mutuality and the connectivity that results from body meeting body full on. Especially if the masseur is very skilled and knows how to use his body as a part of the massage that is even better. I totally get when people are not comfortable with that level of contact. But when guys are skilled and open to that kind of healing energy it is ah-mazing. It is a mistake to assume this is primarily a sexual thing (although it can go there), it really isn't. The point is one of relaxation and body to body contact is, in and of itself, healing, and the use of body weight to massage the muscles is part of the art of massage. Ok, I'm done with my little mini-rant. Lol.

Daniel is fantastic. I agree. Seem him several times

Phillip is excellent. Highest recommendation.
https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/phillipsmassage.shtml

You will enjoy. Funguy, he's one of my favorites.

That's good . . . I have an appt tomorrow!

Anthony is the best.
https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/hollywoodhealer.shtml

Well this makes things easier. Thanks, everybody!

First guy...tried to contact and never got an answer. Unprofessional and won't try again. I almost always get a nice response from most guys even if they are booked or can't meet my time request.

Yep, you win! I can just picture this guy...

Yea been to Wally about three times, actually really a so so massage, he is a little detached and he is not in his 40s as his ads states, but in his mid to late 50s, quit using him after realizing he is really not worth the $ and he will text you every time he is planning a visit, which at times can be a little annoying and inconvenient. Glad I have not heard from in a long while...

So it's a toss up between two. I arrived on time and got on the table despite this ginormous dog watching me undress. The guy told the dog to lay down. The dog did and the massage began. About half way in the guy said he had just eaten a burger and it didn't set well. All kinds noises started erupting from his bowels and he ran up stairs for a major blow out in the bathroom. I got up to get dressed and the dog was standing there in a show down just daring me to get off table. I slowly reached for my clothes, gradually and slowly got dressed to the chorus of a farting masseur. Then he came down and was very apologetic...you know the drill. And that was that. I made it out with my all my body parts. No relaxation at all.
 
The second was involved a masseur who wouldn't take no for an answer. The guy tried to up sell me in the middle of the massage. The rate was outrageous. I said no. He kept pressing. I said no...again. Then he went for my wallet to get the money and I had to get up off the table to stop that little altercation. It was awful. Again, no relaxation here.
 
Live and learn...

Ive never really had a bad m4m massage experience. I wrote about a bad massage above.
 
I had an excellent massage, considering only technique, therapeutic results, eroticism, etc..... but in a horrible setting. An adult, in fact a great-looking, well-groomed, ripped up fitness model type, living in a situation like a filthy college dorm. The massage was on his mattress on the floor. I got a small bathtowel to lay over sheets that werent dirty, but obviously werent fresh. There were dirty dishes in the bedroom, clothes strewn about, and open bags of chips, etc. After a great massage, the visit to his bathroom was terrifying... a dirty toilet, a fungal shower, and a cat box that probably hadnt been emptied in days if not weeks. I tried seeing him again, but only for outcalls.... and its never worked out due to logistics.

I want to thank all of the contributors to this thread. I now realize that what I had considered my "bad" massage experiences (a HE that hurt, a "therapist" who didn't know what he was doing, etc.) were not that bad at all!

So it's a toss up between two. I arrived on time and got on the table despite this ginormous dog watching me undress. The guy told the dog to lay down. The dog did and the massage began. About half way in the guy said he had just eaten a burger and it didn't set well. All kinds noises started erupting from his bowels and he ran up stairs for a major blow out in the bathroom. I got up to get dressed and the dog was standing there in a show down just daring me to get off table. I slowly reached for my clothes, gradually and slowly got dressed to the chorus of a farting masseur. Then he came down and was very apologetic...you know the drill. And that was that. I made it out with my all my body parts. No relaxation at all.
 
The second was involved a masseur who wouldn't take no for an answer. The guy tried to up sell me in the middle of the massage. The rate was outrageous. I said no. He kept pressing. I said no...again. Then he went for my wallet to get the money and I had to get up off the table to stop that little altercation. It was awful. Again, no relaxation here.
 
Live and learn...

Yep, you win! I can just picture this guy...

I also have two that are a toss up. The first was my only Craigslist experience. I was living in New Jersey and needed an outcall. I found a masseur who said he would be right over. When the doorbell rang, there stood a man carrying two sawhorses and a board. I thought he was at the wrong house. Turns out it was the masseur! He proceeded to set it up in my living room. His massage table was two sawhorses and a board with carpet stapled on it! I placed a sheet on his "Table" and he went to work doing the massage. At one point the room smelled. I asked if he had farted, and he said "yes." I asked him to open a window, and he laughed and said"just think of it as aromatherapy." At this point I stopped the massage and asked him to leave. He gathered his things, and that is when I noticed he had a 4 inch piece of duct tape on his pants. I asked what it was and he said he ripped his pants and did not know how to sew, so he uses duct tape! That was the last time I used Craigslist! The other toss up worst massage was a masseur who I went to in Boston. A REAL massage table this time. At the beginning he asked if I was gay. I said yes. He said he was straight, and that it did not bother him to massage a gay man (?). Then about every 3 minutes during the massage he would say things like " Yup, does not bother me at all that you are gay." Or things like " Really comfortable with you, even though I am straight" This went on throughout the WHOLE massage session. Hard to relax when someone keeps telling you how straight they are. After I turned over, he suddenly blurted out "Can you fuck me?!!" Please?!! Literally begging me to fuck him! I had no chemistry with him and declined, got dressed, and left my "straight" masseur with a hard on.

Many moons ago..... Jake Deckard. I was young (maybe 20 years ago) and enamored of the pics he was posting on the internet. I had never been to a masseur before and reading up, and ogling over his pics, I created this great big fantasy of how wonderful it would all be and how happy and satisfied it would make me. Well, I arrived 15 minutes early - anxious to be there. I didn't think much to have the desk guy call up to say I was there. Jake wasn't very happy about my early arrival - which I can now totally understand - he gasped and sighed and over the phone said I should wait. I was upset at myself for being early and sat, waiting in the lobby. Once I went up, in my nervousness, I think I said all the wrong things which made him appear even less happy with my presence (I think I tried to ask him what else he did other than massage and he might have taken that as offensive - which I really didn't mean in a bad way, as being a masseur is a totally legitimate profession, and I was awkwardly trying to make small talk)...Maybe he had personal stuff going on as well, I don't know. Well, during the massage, not sure of how to go about it, I tried touching him but he kept batting my hand away, huffing and puffing like I was ruining his routine - a master doing his work... So I just gave up and laid there, miserable - with some hot dude who I totally offended mad at me and distant. My fantasy of how wonderful it would all be shattered and I couldn't stop wondering wtf I did. Finally, at some point, when he was ready, something started poking my head and I outright asked him, "May I....?" That was kinda weird. I imagined it would have been sexier than that. It was mechanical - no warmth. I half nearly choked, gave myself a HE, and left. I walked down the street sad, mad at myself for I-don't-know-what. I'd have to say that was the worst experience I've ever had.
 
Years later, however, watching Tim Kruger rip Jake's asshole apart on video gave me a sick sense of pleasure, LOL..... Thanks, Tim!

LOL. the memory makes me laugh.
 
This is not a m4m tale.
 
I worked in a hospital. The local CMT students would come by to get in their required experience-hours. Employees could sign up for free 30-min sessions, using the Physical Therapy Dept. treatment stations.
 
This tiny young woman covered me in so much oil, I felt like I was being basted for holiday dinner. At one point, she tried to use some pressure, but i was so greased up and slippery, she lost traction and balance, and fell forward, face-planting on my over-lubed back. Between the noise of her wet-smack and my laughter, my co-workers in adjacent (curtained) stations started laughing too. While funny, the whole thing really just felt like an irritating waste of time, and left me feeling greasy the rest of my work day.
 
Oddly, my best 100% therapeutic massage was from those same students. An older guy on another day gave me what he called, in broken english, "a filipino massage." No one, not even at expensive, fancy spas, has ever done a better job.

Ok this one goes back awhile. Back to the years of finding masseurs in the ad section of Frontiers Magazine. Before the advice of forum members. There was a guy whose body was amazing kind of like the guy from Tarzan movie with Bo Derek ... Miles Okeef I think. ( 20 somethings start googling). Any way I arrived at a dingy little apartment. He seemed pretty out of it. He in told me to go ahead and lie face down on the bed which was unmade and sheets were obviously not fresh. ( OK let me say it is amazing what you will let slide when some one is extremely good looking. ) He then lay on top of me and kind of kneaded my shoulder with one hand occasionally mumbling incoherently. On a side note his hair was shoulder length but more little lord Fontleroy then Sexy romance novel and obviously had not been washed in a very long time. I digress,the strange Kneading continues until it becomes obvious he has dozed off. Yes full dead weight on top of me asleep. So he come to as I writhe about a bit. continuing to mumble and pinch. At this point I initiate the turn over and just want it all to end. So I am a bit fuzzy on this but there was some sort of HE, more Hurried than Happy. The kicker, as I am getting dressed he decides it is time for him to prep dinner. This is a one room with kitchenette so I get to watch as he waves a huge knife around and tries to make small talk. Now had it been a paring knife to cut his potato no biggie but this was a fight crocodiles in a swamp knife so I was wondering if was ever going to be seen again. I go into compliment mode, going on and on of what a great time it was as I dressed and edged toward the door. I made my escape to home and a very long shower.

Years ago before so many web sites, I tried a guy in Dallas (think his name was Rocky...slender guy who I think also escorted) instead of my regular guy just for something different. Soft massage no sensuality no conversation. Was so unfulfilled, I called my regular guy immediately and went and saw him within 15 minutes before I went back to work.

Massage-wise it was good. But it was hard to relax. I went to Sir Spa for a massage and either the masseur ate something bad or has not eaten at all but I can hear noises coming from his tummy. I hoped that he didn't passed gas and he didn't, but I ended up worrying about all of that and failed to enjoy the massage.

So it's a toss up between two. I arrived on time and got on the table despite this ginormous dog watching me undress. The guy told the dog to lay down. The dog did and the massage began. About half way in the guy said he had just eaten a burger and it didn't set well. All kinds noises started erupting from his bowels and he ran up stairs for a major blow out in the bathroom. I got up to get dressed and the dog was standing there in a show down just daring me to get off table. I slowly reached for my clothes, gradually and slowly got dressed to the chorus of a farting masseur. Then he came down and was very apologetic...you know the drill. And that was that. I made it out with my all my body parts. No relaxation at all.
 
The second was involved a masseur who wouldn't take no for an answer. The guy tried to up sell me in the middle of the massage. The rate was outrageous. I said no. He kept pressing. I said no...again. Then he went for my wallet to get the money and I had to get up off the table to stop that little altercation. It was awful. Again, no relaxation here.
 
Live and learn...

So it's a toss up between two. I arrived on time and got on the table despite this ginormous dog watching me undress. The guy told the dog to lay down. The dog did and the massage began. About half way in the guy said he had just eaten a burger and it didn't set well. All kinds noises started erupting from his bowels and he ran up stairs for a major blow out in the bathroom. I got up to get dressed and the dog was standing there in a show down just daring me to get off table. I slowly reached for my clothes, gradually and slowly got dressed to the chorus of a farting masseur. Then he came down and was very apologetic...you know the drill. And that was that. I made it out with my all my body parts. No relaxation at all.
 
The second was involved a masseur who wouldn't take no for an answer. The guy tried to up sell me in the middle of the massage. The rate was outrageous. I said no. He kept pressing. I said no...again. Then he went for my wallet to get the money and I had to get up off the table to stop that little altercation. It was awful. Again, no relaxation here.
 
Live and learn...