Bearofdistinction

I had such a huge cruch on Robbie Benson for YEARS!!! http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/1340293/Ode-To-Billy-Joe-Movie-Clip-He-Sure-Is-Cute.html
 
http://everydayheterosexism.blogspot.com/2012/09/robby-bensons-six-pack.html
 
 
in Manpanties
 

My Front Door does not have a window - but my Back door has wrung its share of Bells! <rimshot> yes pun intended!

My Front Door does not have a window - but my Back door has wrung its share of Bells! <rimshot> yes pun intended!

My Front Door does not have a window - but my Back door has wrung its share of Bells! <rimshot> yes pun intended!

Collected for UNICEF or Tricked for Treats?
 
I did both!
 
Then I found that Billy Joe McCallister was giving head underneath the Tallahachee Bridge!

My Front Door does not have a window - but my Back door has wrung its share of Bells! <rimshot> yes pun intended!

Yeah, but he’s asking YOU.

My condo association vetoed my request to have a gloryhole in my front door. We live in conservative times!!!!

Never my favorite - But rest in peace Dorcas you wild and Crispy Gal!

I believe it stops in a Cage Match - With Maze Runners - Locked in a Thunder Dome - Then Purged in to a Running (Not Rimming) Man Competition --

First... how did my last thread get hijacked by a feud?... and then locked down.
 
But to the subject.... have the lottery people created a monster with increasing the odds.... when does it stop?

Nah - 18yo in this country are way to selfish immature stupid and irresponsible

He is a State Representative in the Pennsylvania Legislature -

Based on these stories I should be grateful than on our 13th anniversary my EX had a hissy fit over a restaurant/bar tab.
 
I was trying to pay the large share because I had dinner and he had lots of drinks at the bar, He went off on how I was embarrassing him in front of all these people (The bar was empty it was 4pm) He took out his Titanium/Diamond Encrusted/Black" I am a Superior Corporate Human" AMEX and threw it at the Bartender after waiving it in my face and Said "I got this" and sneered at the BT and at me!!!!
 
Fine Im heading home ---- he arrived about 90 minutes later -- more drinking time -- Yay -- and started to curse at me and threaten me -- (Now include in the Picture . . .) I am partially disabled and on those arm Crutches with the ring you slide your arms into ---
 
And as I try and settle him down and try to get him into bed --- He punches me in the face and blackens my eyes and swings for my Nose. I Duck and push him away and trip him with a crutch, he falls back almost onto the bed --- but he has caught my collar bone = I close the door and sleep in the guest bedroom
 
-- in the Morning in addition to the black eye the bruise on the neck/collar bone and chest are purple and hurt like hell and are the size of a lunch plate (Take Pics Mary of the bruises and send them out to friends telling them what happened - create a record don't be a double asshole).
 
Two hours later he came out of the bedroom and wanted me to go to brunch with him - like NOTHING Happened . . . . I told him if he ever touched me again he would leave the house in handcuffs or a bodybag or both. YES I KNOW --I SHOULD HAVE CALLED THE COPS!
 
We own vacation property together which is the location of the assault.
 
We have not spoken since and only communicate by email regarding the business of the property.
 
AINT LOVE GRAND __ HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ASSHOLE!!!!

ROTFLMFAO

Baby Taint nothin better than a bottle of NightTrain Wine with a pack of Dollar Store Oatmeal Cookies --- $4 and six people are piss fuck drunk and licking the neighbor dogs balls! And First in line is that Maloventka Tramp - people round the trailer park say she is the Fist Lady --- NOT WITH THOSE NAILS!!!!!!

Baby Taint nothin better than a bottle of NightTrain Wine with a pack of Dollar Store Oatmeal Cookies --- $4 and six people are piss fuck drunk and licking the neighbor dogs balls! And First in line is that Maloventka Tramp - people round the trailer park say she is the Fist Lady --- NOT WITH THOSE NAILS!!!!!!

You know there seems to be a perfect gap there - where I think more than a few of my favorite things would . . .

YA - I am Snarflugen and this is my brother Pisslugen

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MY WHAT A PERFECT LANDSCAPE HYDRATION SYSTEM -- With a Great Hat!

Pretty Lil Pissy Party

WOOOOOOOFFFF --- The Houseboy I have always wanted

You know there seems to be a perfect gap there - where I think more than a few of my favorite things would . . .

Baby Taint nothin better than a bottle of NightTrain Wine with a pack of Dollar Store Oatmeal Cookies --- $4 and six people are piss fuck drunk and licking the neighbor dogs balls! And First in line is that Maloventka Tramp - people round the trailer park say she is the Fist Lady --- NOT WITH THOSE NAILS!!!!!!