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OK here's a follow-up on why I chose to not write a review. I made a stupid mistake of using my company cell phone to contact him. I usually have a burner phone for when I'm in the states but I'd lost it. A Google search of that phone will lead to my business profile and also another side business I have. Whereas this guy probably doesn't know anything about Daddy's (he's not reviewed) I do know that Daddy will reach out to him for a reply. That's a match to a fire that I'm not willing to light.
 
Also, I note that his profile doesn't show up on A4A anymore in Chicago. I don't remember his screen name so I can't search to see if he's in other cities.
 
So lesson learned.
 
One thing I also learned, from a member here to whom I had reached out is to use Google Voice as a way of using my company phone without it being traceable. I still haven't been able to make it work yet. I think it's because I'm out of the country. It's not saying that specifically but it's also not working.

OK here's a follow-up on why I chose to not write a review. I made a stupid mistake of using my company cell phone to contact him. I usually have a burner phone for when I'm in the states but I'd lost it. A Google search of that phone will lead to my business profile and also another side business I have. Whereas this guy probably doesn't know anything about Daddy's (he's not reviewed) I do know that Daddy will reach out to him for a reply. That's a match to a fire that I'm not willing to light.
 
Also, I note that his profile doesn't show up on A4A anymore in Chicago. I don't remember his screen name so I can't search to see if he's in other cities.
 
So lesson learned.
 
One thing I also learned, from a member here to whom I had reached out is to use Google Voice as a way of using my company phone without it being traceable. I still haven't been able to make it work yet. I think it's because I'm out of the country. It's not saying that specifically but it's also not working.

OK here's a follow-up on why I chose to not write a review. I made a stupid mistake of using my company cell phone to contact him. I usually have a burner phone for when I'm in the states but I'd lost it. A Google search of that phone will lead to my business profile and also another side business I have. Whereas this guy probably doesn't know anything about Daddy's (he's not reviewed) I do know that Daddy will reach out to him for a reply. That's a match to a fire that I'm not willing to light.
 
Also, I note that his profile doesn't show up on A4A anymore in Chicago. I don't remember his screen name so I can't search to see if he's in other cities.
 
So lesson learned.
 
One thing I also learned, from a member here to whom I had reached out is to use Google Voice as a way of using my company phone without it being traceable. I still haven't been able to make it work yet. I think it's because I'm out of the country. It's not saying that specifically but it's also not working.

OK here's a follow-up on why I chose to not write a review. I made a stupid mistake of using my company cell phone to contact him. I usually have a burner phone for when I'm in the states but I'd lost it. A Google search of that phone will lead to my business profile and also another side business I have. Whereas this guy probably doesn't know anything about Daddy's (he's not reviewed) I do know that Daddy will reach out to him for a reply. That's a match to a fire that I'm not willing to light.
 
Also, I note that his profile doesn't show up on A4A anymore in Chicago. I don't remember his screen name so I can't search to see if he's in other cities.
 
So lesson learned.
 
One thing I also learned, from a member here to whom I had reached out is to use Google Voice as a way of using my company phone without it being traceable. I still haven't been able to make it work yet. I think it's because I'm out of the country. It's not saying that specifically but it's also not working.

Well it was all it took with me apparently. Years of hiring and this was my first time getting ripped off. Oddly enough I had started getting paranoid about him when he insisted on calling me on the hotel phone rather than my cellphone. As I was waiting I started worrying that I was being set up in a LE sting operation. As soon as he came in, looking hotter than hell, and immediately stopped down I knew I relaxed as I knew I wasn't getting arrested. Little did I know what was going to happen..................

A couple of years too late for me. Had it for 6 months just under two years ago. It sucks. I tried pretty much everything for relief. If I could have tried heroin I probably would have.

Thank you @jjkrkwood I needed some "happy" in my life this morning.

I am glad so many guys hate tattoos. That means these guys will have more time for the rest of us:
 

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A little late in joining in on this thread but I love tattoos. I have 3 and, if I were much younger, would no doubt have more.

I'm on the opposite spectrum! I love them! I actively look for guys with tattoos. Especially Latinos. Everyone has their preference and some tattoos have very important meaning to guys. So to each their own

Literally. The misuse of this literally makes we want to vomit.

Literally. The misuse of this literally makes we want to vomit.

Literally. The misuse of this literally makes we want to vomit.

Literally. The misuse of this literally makes we want to vomit.

Literally. The misuse of this literally makes we want to vomit.

And only because one can never have too much of...!
 
String
 
Adrian Wapcaplet: Aah, come in, come in, Mr....Simpson. Aaah, welcome to Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapcaplet, Looseliver, Vendetta and Prang!
 
Mr. Simpson: Thank you.
 
Wapcaplet: Do sit down--my name's Wapcaplet, Adrian Wapcaplet...
 
Mr. Simpson: how'd'y'do.
 
Wapcaplet: Now, Mr. Simpson... Simpson, Simpson... French, is it?
 
S: No.
 
W: Aah. Now, I understand you want us to advertise your washing powder.
 
S: String.
 
W: String, washing powder, what's the difference. We can sell *anything*.
 
S: Good. Well I have this large quantity of string, a hundred and twenty-two thousand *miles* of it to be exact, which I inherited, and I thought if I advertised it...
 
W: Of course! A national campaign. Useful stuff, string, no trouble there.
 
S: Ah, but there's a snag, you see. Due to bad planning, the hundred and twenty-two thousand miles is in three inch lengths. So it's not very useful.
 
W: Well, that's our selling point! 'SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL STRINGETTES!'
 
S: What?
 
W: 'THE NOW STRING! READY CUT, EASY TO HANDLE, SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL EMPEROR STRINGETTES - JUST THE RIGHT LENGTH!'
 
S: For what?
 
W: 'A MILLION HOUSEHOLD USES!'
 
S: Such as?
 
W: Uhmm...Tying up very small parcels, attatching notes to pigeons' legs, uh, destroying household pests...
 
S: Destroying household pests?! How?
 
W: Well, if they're bigger than a mouse, you can strangle them with it, and if they're smaller than, you flog them to death with it!
 
S: Well *surely*!....
 
W: 'DESTROY NINETY-NINE PERCENT OF KNOWN HOUSEHOLD PESTS WITH PRE-SLICED, RUSTPROOF, EASY-TO-HANDLE, LOW CALORIE SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL EMPEROR STRINGETTES, FREE FROM ARTIFICIAL COLORING, AS USED IN HOSPITALS!'
 
S: 'Ospitals!?!?!?!!?
 
W: Have you ever in a Hospital where they didn't have string?
 
S: No, but it's only *string*!
 
W: ONLY STRING?! It's everything! It's...it's waterproof!
 
S: No it isn't!
 
W: All right, it's water resistant then!
 
S: It isn't!
 
W: All right, it's water absorbent! It's...Super Absorbent String! 'ABSORB WATER TODAY WITH SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL WATER ABSORB-A-TEX STRINGETTES! AWAY WITH FLOODS!'
 
S: You just said it was waterproof!
 
W: 'AWAY WITH THE DULL DRUDGERY OF WORKADAY TIDAL WAVES! USE SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL FLOOD PREVENTERS!'
 
S: You're mad!
 
W: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Sex, sex sex, must get sex into it. Wait, I see a television commercial- There's this nude woman in a bath holding a bit of your string. That's great, great, but we need a doctor, got to have a medical opinion. There's a nude woman in a bath with a doctor--that's too sexy. Put an Archbishop there watching them, that'll take the curse off it. Now, we need children and animals. There's two kids admiring the string, and a dog admiring the Archbishop who's blessing the string. Uhh...international flavor's missing...make the Archbishop Greek Orthodox.... why not ArchBishop Makarios? No no, he's dead. Never mind, we'll get his brother, it'll be cheaper. So, there's Archbishop Makarios's brother... (fade out)
 
http://www.montypython.net/scripts/string.php

My dear Friendofsheila,
 
I am going to write something that might send some NorthAmerican sensibilities into a frenzied tizzy. I say fuck rules, fuck sensibilities, fuck aesthetics, fuck what others might think. I wholeheartedly recommend you to try on a few different pairs of bathing suits and when you find the one with which you feel the best, the most comfortable, the sexiest, the most mobile then commit to it and wear it with pride. Beyond abs, much father than herculean glutes and a behemoth of a bulge, there is nothing sexier than confidence, relaxation and to see a man who is at peace with what he is wearing, owns it and asks for nobody's permission.
 
Life is so punily short, hard and elusively fleeting to waste any second of it.
 
May you find the sexiest, most amazing pair that makes you feel that you love who you are now.
 
Beach power to you, my brother!

Ejaculation Frequency???
 
Once per orgasm.
 
Kevin Slater

When I first signed up I though you could choose to automatically add-in a tip. That apparently isn't the case so I've been tipping $5 to $10. The driver always seems very happy that I did so. Earlier this year I left my phone in an Uber. I realized it just as he drove off and I, of course, couldn't call. I went through their website to contact him and he drove back (20 minutes) later that day to bring my phone back. That was, of course, worthy of a nice tip.

At this point it would have been cheaper to them on Oaktown's private jet.

That's excellent advice. If you've just downed a big meal you're much more likely to gag and potentially even throw up than on an empty stomach.

That's excellent advice. If you've just downed a big meal you're much more likely to gag and potentially even throw up than on an empty stomach.

“Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in… I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.”
 
Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
 
CHILI # 1 – MIKE’S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
 
Judge # 1 — A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 — Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) — Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy.
 
CHILI # 2 – EL RANCHO’S AFTERBURNER CHILI
 
Judge # 1 — Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 — Exciting BBQflavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 — Keep this out of the reach of children. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
 
CHILI # 3 – ALFREDO’S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
 
Judge # 1 — Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
Judge # 2 — A bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 — Call the EPA. I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I’m getting red-faced from all of the beer.
 
CHILI # 4=2 0- BUBBA’S BLACK MAGIC
 
Judge # 1 — Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 — Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 — I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. Woman is starting to look HOT … Just like this nuclear waste I’m eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
 
CHILI # 5 – LISA’S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
 
Judge # 1 — Meaty, strong chili. Jalapeno peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 — Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the jalapeno peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 — My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I’m burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.
 
CHILI # 6 – VARGA’S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
 
Judge # 1 — Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 — The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 — My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I’m worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can’t feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.
 
CHILI # 7 – SUSAN’S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
 
Judge # 1 — A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 — Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 — You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn’t feel a thing. I’ve lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they’ll know what killed me. I’ve decided to stop breathing. It’s too painful. I’m not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
 
CHILI # 8 – BIG TOM’S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI
 
Judge # 1 — The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 — This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he’s going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he’d have reacted to really hot chili?
Judge # 3 — No report.

Unless I'm missing something there's only 32 guys listed on their site. I don't see a "click here for more" or anything like that.