I’ll be the lone voice of dissent and say that while his body is perfection — all of it — I thought the massage itself was a C-/D+.
Perhaps if I were into body worship or giving other attention to the masseur I would have enjoyed the experience more, but my sense is he was used to being admired, which came at the expense of him really putting the effort in.
He was also much more effete than I was expecting given his photos. (There’s nothing wrong with that — I actually kind of like it — but it surprised me.)
Of course, it could have been an off day; and we all have our preferences...