RubMyThighs

I was excited to book this guy but his communication left much to be desired. I texted him around 3:00 today asking if he could come to my place (I told him my general neighborhood) at 6:30 tonight. He said yes and when I gave him the address he said he’d come to me straight from the gym, where he was headed. I then followed up asking his rates: “250 erotic, 350 full service,” which is rather pricey but I said that if the erotic includes a happy ending let's plan on that. He then asked if I have massage oil or if he should pick some up. 
Homo say what?! Um, don’t you have oil, I asked. Yes, but it’s at my place and I didn’t realize I was coming to you from the gym (um, really? That timeline doesn’t quite add up). So I asked if he has his table with him. No, he replied, I don’t travel with it. 
i asked more questions and learned that he had quoted me his incall rates and wasn’t charging me for uber since he was coming from the gym (um, thanks?). I said I’d reach out to him another time, and I probably won’t. Too bad. 
oh, and he kept calling me “man” even though I gave him my name in the first text. 

You don’t seem to know what ADHD is. 

Many of us have lamented the current sorry state of options so I figured it’s time for an update on who’s good for therapeutic-plus. As always, YMMV. 
 
my subjective list:
David: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/39497/
Caleb: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/41456/
Rainer: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/12857/
Nick (he’s recovering from surgery now): https://rentmasseur.com/Nordic_Hands
Drew (though leans more play than therapeutic): https://rentmasseur.com/ARH
Dylan (when he’s in town - reliably books in advance - my Number One): https://rentmasseur.com/NERDwBigHands
 
And the ones I’m hopeful about but haven’t been seen by guys here yet:
Cowboyy: https://rentmasseur.com/CowBoyyy
Don: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/43350/
Jayson: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/43112/
Kevin: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/43456/
Jaime (he has good word here): https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/43792/
look forward to your contributions 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

At my request, Ronnie has worn his cowboy hat and boots (and nothing else, he's usually nude anyway) during a couple of our sessions. Mark probably wasn't thinking about the background of his photo. 
Both of them have outstanding and spacious dedicated spaces in their apartment (Ronnie) or house (Mark), unlike some masseurs who have cramped spaces, place the table in the middle of their living area, or have homes that are really messy and not relaxing. 

One of them massages while wearing a very large cowboy hat, another poses in front of a photo of Princess Diana. Just wow. 

One of them massages while wearing a very large cowboy hat, another poses in front of a photo of Princess Diana. Just wow. 

One of them massages while wearing a very large cowboy hat, another poses in front of a photo of Princess Diana. Just wow. 

Great ad copy, priced for therapeutic  
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/47131/

Great ad copy, priced for therapeutic  
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/47131/

All I can say as someone who reviewed him positively here is that I am also in my 50s. It does sound to me as if your questioning may have been perceived as aggressive. “Therapeutic erotic” makes perfect sense to me and describes his style well. And unfortunately $250 has become standard for erotic outcall massages in LA. 

All I can say as someone who reviewed him positively here is that I am also in my 50s. It does sound to me as if your questioning may have been perceived as aggressive. “Therapeutic erotic” makes perfect sense to me and describes his style well. And unfortunately $250 has become standard for erotic outcall massages in LA. 

Hot man. familiar pics. High prices. Authentic-sounding reviews. 
 
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Looks therapeutic-only, but a boy can dream. 
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/47345/

I spotted a hot guy at Whole Foods last week and quickly realized I recognized him from the massage ads. It was Hisham. So I finally booked a massage with him. He greeted me with a big, warm, shirtless hug. After I took off my shirt, he embraced me from behind and began a very promising, sensual massage in only his briefs. 
I always take it slowly, letting the masseur lead before I make any moves to extend beyond traditional massage. I was enjoying the massage - despite the poor sound quality of music coming out of his iPad (why doesn’t every masseur invest in a bluetooth speaker?!). As he caressed my whole body, never failing to graze my crack or brush by my balls, I reached out to touch him. He placed my hand back where it was as if to say that is not ok. I tried again later, explaining that if I’m being touched it feels only natural to touch, but I was rebuffed with a “relax and enjoy being touched.” When I turned over, half-hard from his caresses, he placed a towel over my eyes. When it fell partly off, he joked that I was cheating. I took it all the way off and said I liked watching him. 
He continued to graze my cock but all of a sudden he asked how I had liked the massage. It was over and had been a tease with no fulfillment. 
The massage was good so I said so.  I got up and hugged him goodbye. And then I went on Grindr and found a dude to fuck. 
But I won’t be back because I don’t understand a sensual massage with so many suggestive touches that ultimately leads nowhere. I mean, if you’re gonna touch my cock, you better help me shoot. 
 

My experience wasn't quite as bad as this, but I also didn't feel the session was that amazing. It might be that the reviews on here were so very positive that I had higher expectations, but I left disappointed. He was, as everyone says, very nice etc... but the overall felt disconnected and not worth his price point even. That was my experience, I know YMMV etc...

Oy. Just PM the dude. We don’t all need to read these messages. 

No upsell.

Whoa. How have I never noticed him on either site? Thanks

The DM reads like an utter scam. Beware. 

The DM reads like an utter scam. Beware. 

Oy. Just PM the dude. We don’t all need to read these messages. 

Oy. Just PM the dude. We don’t all need to read these messages. 

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Oy. Just PM the dude. We don’t all need to read these messages. 

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Curious about this dude. And that chest.