Jump to content

Zman

Members
  • Posts

    1,070
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Reputation Activity

  1. Like
    Zman reacted to BryanKnight in Grinder and Jack'd as escort venues   
    I change the photos and wait for them to come to me. I'll mention my work and direct them to my links. If they ask, then I send thm to my webpage to discuss negotations.
     
    The biggest issue I have is being seen by more, lol, because there is still hiring happening there, just limits on location to the general public.
  2. Like
    Zman reacted to Larstrup in Friday Funnies   
    http://blog.physicsworld.com/files/2015/08/PW2015-08-07-candle.jpg In Remembrance of Jackhammer
     
    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
     
    A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

    Post #1



  3. Like
    Zman reacted to + azdr0710 in WEHT Brock Yurich?   
    no direct knowledge, but he seems to keep up with his instagram:
     
    https://www.instagram.com/brockyurich/?hl=en
     
    and found this....acting not too bad!:
     
    [MEDIA=vimeo]160246226[/MEDIA]
     
    and his famous butt:
     
    http://www.manhuntdaily.com/files/4e0e1799580b7-400x530.jpg
  4. Like
    Zman reacted to rocksinurhead in Grinder and Jack'd as escort venues   
    As a client, in NYC, I find Grindr quite useful for hiring. Most escorts using Grindr are not "advertising" there. They could very well be pursuing their own personal interests. If a guy uses a picture I recognize from an RM profile, I make it clear immediately that's why I'm sending him a message. In my experience, they respond quite positively to that sort of contact. I like "meeting" through Grindr because of the opportunity to chat, exchange pics, make both of our interests and expectations clear, etc quickly and easily.
  5. Like
    Zman reacted to Fyton in Grinder and Jack'd as escort venues   
    I get several unsolicited messages at night from guys wildly too young to be truly interested. They never ask any questions; they are inept at conversing; they answer my questions with short statements that don't invite further conversation, until, eventually, they ask if I'm generous. That's in Austin.
    Last week, however, I was in Atlanta. There the guys, every one of them black (in case that matters), came to the point very quickly and offered stunningly enticing images. I was exceedingly suspicious and cautious, but met one. He was exactly as advertised, sweet as hell, almost naive and pedestrian (or is all that covered by 22). Delivered, appeared to enjoy it, and left when time to.
    Anyone have any insights into this?
  6. Like
    Zman reacted to Nvr2Thick in Friday Funnies   
    Friday Funnies or Political Friday Funnies?
     
    http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1486229888-20170204.png
  7. Like
    Zman reacted to Nvr2Thick in Friday Funnies   
  8. Like
    Zman got a reaction from GeminiCA in 411 on ArmyMark Los Angeles/Porn Star Mark Lopez   
    https://rentmasseur.com/ArmyMark
     
    Reverse image search shows the pictures are of a porn star Mark Lopez.
    http://www.manhuntdaily.com/flipping-out-mark-lopez/
    http://www.maverickmen.com/mmwp/?p=5772
     
    Any 411?
     
    Thanks.
  9. Like
    Zman reacted to Nvr2Thick in Friday Funnies   
    http://tu9srvbirvvtnyrpbwcylnjua3itc3rhdgljlmnvbq00.g00.ranker.com/g00/2_d3d3LnJhbmtlci5jb20%3D_/TU9SRVBIRVVTNyRodHRwOi8vaW1nMi5ybmtyLXN0YXRpYy5jb20vdXNlcl9ub2RlX2ltZy81MDA2NC8xMDAxMjY2OTI1Lzg3MC9wdXR0aW5nLXRoZS1zYXNzLWluLXNhc3F1YXRjaC1waG90by11MS5qcGc%2FaTEwYy5tYXJrLmltYWdlLnR5cGU%3D_$/$/$/$/$/$
  10. Like
    Zman reacted to mike carey in Friday Funnies   
  11. Like
    Zman reacted to + FreshFluff in Cute Critters to Take Our Minds Off Everyday Stresses   
    These are Japanese dwarf flying squirrels.

  12. Like
    Zman reacted to marylander1940 in The gym and the locker room   
    [ATTACH=full]2303[/ATTACH]
  13. Like
    Zman reacted to + azdr0710 in Friday Funnies   
    http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/5-funny-Ikea-cartoon.gif
     

     

  14. Like
    Zman reacted to + Billsboy4 in Pete in LA?   
    He's been around for years. Former porn actor and escorted in the past under Eric York/Pete Finland.
  15. Like
    Zman got a reaction from + quoththeraven in Hunks with Pussies   
    http://img.image-storage.com/2029185840/b6deb5d31ef74.jpg
  16. Like
    Zman reacted to ericwinters in Chris in San Antonio   
    This guy is on rent men as well as Backpage but under a different name. Anybody have any experience with him?
     
    https://rentmen.com/Chrisroddd
  17. Like
    Zman reacted to FunGuyUS in 411 on XaviDuran   
    Spanish Visitor NYC
     
    Anyone have experience?
     
     
    https://rent.men/XaviDuran
  18. Like
    Zman got a reaction from + José Soplanucas in Friday Funnies   
    “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in… I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.”
     
    Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
     
    CHILI # 1 – MIKE’S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
    Judge # 2 — Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
    Judge # 3 (Frank) — Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy.
     
    CHILI # 2 – EL RANCHO’S AFTERBURNER CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
    Judge # 2 — Exciting BBQflavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
    Judge # 3 — Keep this out of the reach of children. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
     
    CHILI # 3 – ALFREDO’S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
    Judge # 2 — A bit salty, good use of peppers.
    Judge # 3 — Call the EPA. I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I’m getting red-faced from all of the beer.
     
    CHILI # 4=2 0- BUBBA’S BLACK MAGIC
     
    Judge # 1 — Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
    Judge # 2 — Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
    Judge # 3 — I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. Woman is starting to look HOT … Just like this nuclear waste I’m eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
     
    CHILI # 5 – LISA’S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
     
    Judge # 1 — Meaty, strong chili. Jalapeno peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
    Judge # 2 — Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the jalapeno peppers make a strong statement.
    Judge # 3 — My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I’m burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.
     
    CHILI # 6 – VARGA’S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
     
    Judge # 1 — Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
    Judge # 2 — The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb.
    Judge # 3 — My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I’m worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can’t feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.
     
    CHILI # 7 – SUSAN’S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
    Judge # 2 — Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
    Judge # 3 — You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn’t feel a thing. I’ve lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they’ll know what killed me. I’ve decided to stop breathing. It’s too painful. I’m not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
     
    CHILI # 8 – BIG TOM’S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
    Judge # 2 — This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he’s going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he’d have reacted to really hot chili?
    Judge # 3 — No report.
  19. Like
    Zman got a reaction from + José Soplanucas in Friday Funnies   
    http://img.image-storage.com/2029185840/836aaf9a3f8e4.jpg
  20. Like
    Zman reacted to rvwnsd in Friday Funnies   
    http://www.trianglerealestategroup.com/images/groundhog_day_525.gif
  21. Like
    Zman reacted to + quoththeraven in Cute Critters to Take Our Minds Off Everyday Stresses   
    (source)
  22. Like
    Zman reacted to + quoththeraven in Hunks with Pussies   
    Not your everyday kitty. But I couldn't figure out where else to put this and didn't want to start my own thread.

    source
  23. Like
    Zman reacted to rvwnsd in Friday Funnies   
    http://www.kickinthehead.org/kickinthehead3/comics-archive/2011-09-28-half-okay.png
  24. Like
    Zman reacted to TruHart1 in Friday Funnies   
    TruHart1
  25. Like
    Zman got a reaction from Nvr2Thick in Friday Funnies   
    http://img.image-storage.com/2029185840/dd3c422e99644.jpg
×
×
  • Create New...