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    Zman reacted to CADreamer in EightBySixCMT in LA (Long Beach)   
    I was answering Zman's question. Yes, I think he is open to more, but I don't know how much more.
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    Zman reacted to Moondance in Hand Me That Towel ... Please!   
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    Zman reacted to TruHart1 in Friday Funnies   
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    Zman reacted to tennisjock in New listing Niko in LA   
    But at 6ft 3 and weighing 230..I would love to feel all that strength And energy on my sore lithe body
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    Zman reacted to CADreamer in EightBySixCMT in LA (Long Beach)   
    It has been a while, but I've had several massages with him in the past. He's a really nice guy (we had dinner together after one of my appointments). The massage was very good. We didn't get into anything else, by my choice. I would definitely recommend him.
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    Zman reacted to TruHart1 in Friday Funnies   
    If 2017 Oscar Nominated Movie Posters Were Honest-Part II
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    Zman reacted to TruHart1 in Friday Funnies   
    If 2017 Oscar Nominated Movie Posters Were Honest
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    Zman reacted to TruHart1 in Friday Funnies   
    Brother, can you spare a dime?
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    Zman reacted to TruHart1 in Friday Funnies   
    "The course of true love never did run smooth"
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    Zman reacted to TruHart1 in Friday Funnies   
    A s0up du jour for our troubled times!!!
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    Zman got a reaction from + José Soplanucas in Friday Funnies   
    “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in… I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.”
     
    Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
     
    CHILI # 1 – MIKE’S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
    Judge # 2 — Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
    Judge # 3 (Frank) — Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy.
     
    CHILI # 2 – EL RANCHO’S AFTERBURNER CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
    Judge # 2 — Exciting BBQflavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
    Judge # 3 — Keep this out of the reach of children. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
     
    CHILI # 3 – ALFREDO’S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
    Judge # 2 — A bit salty, good use of peppers.
    Judge # 3 — Call the EPA. I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I’m getting red-faced from all of the beer.
     
    CHILI # 4=2 0- BUBBA’S BLACK MAGIC
     
    Judge # 1 — Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
    Judge # 2 — Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
    Judge # 3 — I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. Woman is starting to look HOT … Just like this nuclear waste I’m eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
     
    CHILI # 5 – LISA’S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
     
    Judge # 1 — Meaty, strong chili. Jalapeno peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
    Judge # 2 — Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the jalapeno peppers make a strong statement.
    Judge # 3 — My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I’m burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.
     
    CHILI # 6 – VARGA’S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
     
    Judge # 1 — Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
    Judge # 2 — The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb.
    Judge # 3 — My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I’m worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can’t feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.
     
    CHILI # 7 – SUSAN’S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
    Judge # 2 — Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
    Judge # 3 — You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn’t feel a thing. I’ve lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they’ll know what killed me. I’ve decided to stop breathing. It’s too painful. I’m not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
     
    CHILI # 8 – BIG TOM’S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
    Judge # 2 — This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he’s going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he’d have reacted to really hot chili?
    Judge # 3 — No report.
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    Zman reacted to marylander1940 in .   
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    Zman reacted to rvwnsd in Cute Critters to Take Our Minds Off Everyday Stresses   
    That's a Scottish Fold. They are the sweetest little kitties you will ever meet. I had two of them, both dearly departed. Hopefully, a couple of Fold kitties will be coming into my life soon.
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    Zman got a reaction from marylander1940 in Cute Critters to Take Our Minds Off Everyday Stresses   
    She does great videos too. Like "5 Ways to Comfort a Kitten". Who knew kittens loved being stroked with a toothbrush?
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    Zman got a reaction from tanman4u in Friday Funnies   
    “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in… I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.”
     
    Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
     
    CHILI # 1 – MIKE’S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
    Judge # 2 — Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
    Judge # 3 (Frank) — Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy.
     
    CHILI # 2 – EL RANCHO’S AFTERBURNER CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
    Judge # 2 — Exciting BBQflavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
    Judge # 3 — Keep this out of the reach of children. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
     
    CHILI # 3 – ALFREDO’S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
    Judge # 2 — A bit salty, good use of peppers.
    Judge # 3 — Call the EPA. I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I’m getting red-faced from all of the beer.
     
    CHILI # 4=2 0- BUBBA’S BLACK MAGIC
     
    Judge # 1 — Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
    Judge # 2 — Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
    Judge # 3 — I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. Woman is starting to look HOT … Just like this nuclear waste I’m eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
     
    CHILI # 5 – LISA’S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
     
    Judge # 1 — Meaty, strong chili. Jalapeno peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
    Judge # 2 — Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the jalapeno peppers make a strong statement.
    Judge # 3 — My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I’m burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.
     
    CHILI # 6 – VARGA’S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
     
    Judge # 1 — Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
    Judge # 2 — The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb.
    Judge # 3 — My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I’m worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can’t feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.
     
    CHILI # 7 – SUSAN’S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
    Judge # 2 — Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
    Judge # 3 — You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn’t feel a thing. I’ve lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they’ll know what killed me. I’ve decided to stop breathing. It’s too painful. I’m not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
     
    CHILI # 8 – BIG TOM’S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI
     
    Judge # 1 — The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
    Judge # 2 — This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he’s going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he’d have reacted to really hot chili?
    Judge # 3 — No report.
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    Zman reacted to zumamuscle in Garic on A4A   
    I saw him a few days ago, a very sweet and handsome guy with a great body. Massage is decent but accommodating. His English, though, is quite limited.
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    Zman reacted to down_to_business in Cute Critters to Take Our Minds Off Everyday Stresses   
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    Zman reacted to + quoththeraven in Cute Critters to Take Our Minds Off Everyday Stresses   
    Cats using each other as pillows

     

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    Zman reacted to Radames in Hudson in Chicago   
    Pics are accurate. Actually looks better than his pics in my opinion.
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    Zman reacted to TopTierTop in Have you (Escorts) hooked up with other Escorts?   
    I have not. I have turned down more than a couple of offers of two escorts/one client though. Doesn't really interest me. But I am interested in making a video with the right escort that we could both use in our profiles. Just haven't found the right match for that yet. And if I met a colleague who became a friend with benefits, I wouldn't be opposed to that either.
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    Zman reacted to Moondance in Doing Pushups   
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    Zman reacted to Moondance in Grazing In the Grass   
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    Zman reacted to + poolboy48220 in Cute Critters to Take Our Minds Off Everyday Stresses   
    One of my favorites. We talk to our dog like this all the time

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