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"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
George Burns

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
George Burns

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
George Burns

Happens all the time. Not a problem at all.

The Club Houston over any bar for me. I first get a nice work out in the gym area and then just hangout the rest of the afternoon.

The Club Houston over any bar for me. I first get a nice work out in the gym area and then just hangout the rest of the afternoon.

Hey! Just because I like to suck dick that don't make me gay!

does anyone know of an online merchant where I can get denim short shorts? I want them to show some under-butt, but not too much. I've tried making my own but can never get the cut right.

God, those seem so obvious in retrospect.
 
Kevin Slater

On an Expected Value analysis basis it becomes worth it to play the Mega when the jackpot reaches about $ 605MM. At $ 1.6MMM it is hard to not give it a try.

I recently sent you a cash stuffed envelop. Hope you got it.

https://www.ucpress.edu/book/9780520297074/an-american-language
"An American Language is a tour de force that revolutionizes our understanding of U.S. history. It reveals the origins of Spanish as a language binding residents of the Southwest to the politics and culture of an expanding nation in the 1840s. As the West increasingly integrated into the United States over the following century, struggles over power, identity, and citizenship transformed the place of the Spanish language in the nation. An American Language is a history that reimagines what it means to be an American—with profound implications for our own time."

https://www.ucpress.edu/book/9780520297074/an-american-language
"An American Language is a tour de force that revolutionizes our understanding of U.S. history. It reveals the origins of Spanish as a language binding residents of the Southwest to the politics and culture of an expanding nation in the 1840s. As the West increasingly integrated into the United States over the following century, struggles over power, identity, and citizenship transformed the place of the Spanish language in the nation. An American Language is a history that reimagines what it means to be an American—with profound implications for our own time."

reminds me of an old joke: how do you tell the head nurse in the ER? He's the one wearing the kneepads!

reminds me of an old joke: how do you tell the head nurse in the ER? He's the one wearing the kneepads!

reminds me of an old joke: how do you tell the head nurse in the ER? He's the one wearing the kneepads!

reminds me of an old joke: how do you tell the head nurse in the ER? He's the one wearing the kneepads!

reminds me of an old joke: how do you tell the head nurse in the ER? He's the one wearing the kneepads!

reminds me of an old joke: how do you tell the head nurse in the ER? He's the one wearing the kneepads!

This is what comes to mind when see the word castration in the headlines... https://www.apnews.com/75c75f79cc11bce044188ee1897e3fd6
I've lived in Texas too long I guess.

on the lighter side:

Elon Musk shows up at the Thai cave with a child-sized submarine:
 
Wait, guys, it will be really cool.
 
No?
 
OK.
 
I'll leave it with you, just in case.

on the lighter side:

Elon Musk shows up at the Thai cave with a child-sized submarine:
 
Wait, guys, it will be really cool.
 
No?
 
OK.
 
I'll leave it with you, just in case.

on the lighter side:

Elon Musk shows up at the Thai cave with a child-sized submarine:
 
Wait, guys, it will be really cool.
 
No?
 
OK.
 
I'll leave it with you, just in case.