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Generally, man-buns and ponytails are off the table, however, in this case....

Maybe the cow is just a slut...not that there is anything wrong with that.

I like chickens more plump and a little older. While I'm waiting, some smothered pork chops, candied yams, greens, and potato pie would probably help bring them up to speed.

I live in a fairly large city in upstate New York, and recently I was startled by a report of a black bear siting in a fairly busy section of the city. As civilization continues to encroach upon the wild, I guess we humans are going to have to adapt to sharing more of the planet.

Wish I had a swing like that. http://78.media.tumblr.com/ff2163279dec8510619f600c4ad79085/tumblr_ozbsxsGo4R1sh0c3jo1_400.gif

The one on the right is holding the cigarette, but it's the one on the left that's really smoking. http://78.media.tumblr.com/5bec02edc9719038a12923e4cfdd0f86/tumblr_o80gt0ezH21t1buwqo1_1280.jpg

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/82141000/jpg/_82141848_51721653.jpg

What a job!

It is aesthetically pleasing, but where is the plumbing?

He checked alotta my boxes.

I'm puzzled as to how this gentleman was included in a "fat" thread. The only fat I see on him is where we all wish we were fat.

Talk about wasted/misplaced resources, Dr. Carson's specialty should have been placed right next to this president's "football" and "biscuit."

If I ever see this gentleman in the flesh, I hope it's after I've paid my rent....

https://rentmen.eu/Nate_Urban

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HH11mB6WfUs/VeDAC-CRnTI/AAAAAAAABI4/KO2Hp9CirlE/s500/Hippo%2BBirdie%2BTwo%2BEwe%2B%257C%2BFunny%2BBirthday%2BGreeting%2BCard.jpg

I'm no help. I opt for the Dictionary.com definition of getaway: "a place where one escapes for relaxation, vacation, etc., or a period of time for such recreation:" For me, a gay fat camp getaway would be a luxury spa with an open bar, brunch, tea-time, and midnight buffets and staffed with a variety of studly masseurs, bartenders and waiters in thongs and cut-off tees. A shuttle service to/from local "entertainments" would be a nice touch.

Maturity and body hair are really bringing it.

A boyish, pretty/handsome face showing a healthy hint of mischief, a glorious mop of dark, silky hair on his head, a nicely muscled body exquisitely adorned with soft, dark hair...shhhhh, don't wake me.

This one? https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/mscletxdimitry.shtml It helps responders if there is an identifying link to the subject.

I'll have what he's having...anytime.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/ef3dfabf61042cd731a9e9a2c0fc75a3/tumblr_n7ymjhCLt61td3b95o1_250.gif

Just no.

Don't care for the image on the shirt, but once the shirt is gone... http://78.media.tumblr.com/052ee28096d110df2b8a50edf5ba8f87/tumblr_p2jirpUUkI1rz3ib5o1_500.jpg

It's all on me. Everything is there, but I just can't get past the tattoo. Not to worry my pretty, most others won't even notice your tattoo.