I was/am a total loss. As a youth I couldn't pitch, bat, throw, catch, or run. In gym classes I did play football, but because I was the biggest and slowest I was always the center. As center I never learned anything consequential about the game of football because all I had to do was listen for the cue to hike the ball to the quarterback. Occasionally, if the team needed to gain a little yardage at any cost, I would charge the line to receive a center pass. I had two older brothers who were adept at sports. Their looks of pity and disappointment linger today.