Well, he does look closer to 43 then 50 so there's that. I don't know if that's your real avatar pic or if it's just something you like or identify with. In either case it's all fantasy anyways.
I guess it depends on where you plant the bottle. Doing a side by side is easy to fudge the #'s. If it's actually theirs I still appreciate the demonstration though.
I agree this looks like a botched circumcision. Happens more then you think. I'd serious be pissed.
Btw. I watched a documentary called American Circumcision on Netflix. It really is barbaric that they still do that and violates mens rights at the most fundamental level.