Funguy

i am sooo blushing!!! Wg2

l o l

Funguy, This video certainly reminds me of something, but for now, I just can't sink my teeth into it.

I was THAT fly on the wall!

I don't think I'm going to need any coffee to get up this am!

Fly on the wall

I saw him for a massage a few years ago when he went by the name of Thanos. He said he was really into fucking - he would fuck anything, anywhere, anytime. He also had this really weird voice - I simply can't describe it. But, I went for the massage: his apartment was small, cluttered, well, actually dirty with piles of laundry, sheets, etc. all over the place. We did go into his "massage den" which was clean but tiny. I was claustrophobic even with my eyes closed, which i didn't want to do because i wanted to enjoy his dick. Well, he is beefy, at the time he was running to a bit of fat, his dick is big and fat and you could do anything you wanted while he "massaged" you. The massage was simply so so, happy ending actually really good, but his voice during the massage was truly disconcerting and bothersome so i told him I would prefer to just hear the music.

Since this appointment was for a massage he wouldn't fuck me but he did say that he escorted and I could set up an appointment.

A pass - he was just too effing weird - there was something really off about him!

He also has gone thru a number of name changes: Dick, Thanos, Rugby this and Rugby that, Tom, etc., now Rugby Dick.

All of this pre-dated my introduction to Daddy's so no review was sent in.

Marylander...you are not playing fair:

First you tease with cuddling, then you set the hook with dimming. How are you now going to reel us in?!

Today's entry is an odd collection of videos from January of this year.

Some of them are funny. Hope you enjoy them.

Have a great weekend everyone.

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Number 7 - animals are always more fun and innocent than people. Unbridled enthusiasm!

I hope all is going well for you, Jackhammer, and you have a smile on your face like the ones you give us.

Funguy

For shame!

For myself, I will have to perfect the actual action before I proceed further.

Funguy,

the guy with the Oreck lips

Yes siree!

Well... The nippy triumvirate of WG, BVB, and FG has spoken!!

 

Incidentally BVB is the cool dude with the sun glasses and FG the guy with the Oreck ​lips!

Oh yeah!

Me either!

Don't forget the "nippy niner"!

Reminds me of a burger joint in LA called "In-N-Out Burger" You could order a burger "animal style" with Iceberg lettuce used instead of a bun. It was very popular, but I just could never wrap my head around the idea.

Still is popular! There's one not too far from me and when i'm in the mood, I'll have a double-double (double patty, double cheese), animal style and a chocolate (remember, I'm a chocoholic) shake please.

That's the way I feel about Trader Joe's dark chocolate covered dried blueberries. The antioxidants in the dried blueberries and the dark chocolate are good for you (oh, stop snickering!) and when you store them in the freezer? BOOM.

 

It only takes a couple of them to feel TREATED.

Just got back from my Trader Joe - decided to try the chocolate covered blueberries - TERRIFIC!

Thanks Deej

ps Tried the chocolate covered cranberries, too. Oh God

BUT I LIKE IT!!!!

I always make sure that the chocolate is thin and the nuts don't really get that hard. Its the coldness that contributes to the enjoyment.

Now, almond butter, add some chocolate swirls, and we're in business. YES, I confess. I'm a chocoholic, all my life. To show my depravity, when i'm desperate, I will even eat light chocolate! Save me please!

I commend all three of you guys for doing the NUT thing... I always have some nuts on hand... and especially walnuts. I love almonds as well, but they have been known to crack a tooth or two or three so I tread more gingerly with them. At any rate, both are a great source of omega 3... the perfect balance to the omega 6 found in peanuts.

 

In any event, to all you NUTTY guys... Remember that you can't spell NUTS without a "U" in it!!! Welcome to the club and enjoy!

I love almonds. The fact that they are covered with dark chocolate (good for the heart) and kept in the freezer makes them oh so much better!

Interestingly today I made my bimonthly trek across town to visit a natural food store where you are able to grind your own fresh peanut butter. I would never by the processed stuff from a jar! Read the ingredients... and like most processed foods it's loaded with junk... Well that's just the way that I am... and I'm not only that way with peanut butter either...

I'm totally natural, unprocessed, no sugar, salt, or preservatives added.

Funguy, since we have discussed styles of harnesses you know that we are in total agreement about that. I would rip the thing off of him in a minute as it hides the double prize... The dude's hot and suckable nips!! Not to mention too much of those luscious pecs!

 

 

Well, here's where we respectively part company... The harness is actually a Magnum... and while it indeed can be a bit "noiso"... a bit boring... and does not add much excitement as you say... Neither does it detract or cover up things. So perhaps it is a sin of omission as opposed to being a sin of commission. Plus, umm... umm... and you knew this... It is the same model that I own... So I guess that I would have to do something else to "excite" you if we ever meet... Perhaps the bullhide flogger shown below in my signature??!! Sounds like fun to me!!!

 

Below is a better view of the Magnum in the version available from 665 Leather... Incidentally it does not look nearly as good on me... BIG LOL!

http://www.665leather.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/5242t.jpg

Forgive me my leader, you are completely right! in ALL you accuse me of. ;-))

I actually think even the simple Bulldog will work because of the rings on the front to be able to clip/chain together with the opposing party. That being said, I did try on the Ignite. OUTSTANDING! - My God! It also has many rings with which clips can be added. I tried it on because it has the built in collar but alas, just as yours did not look nearly as good on you, this was not nearly as good on me! I wonder why? Unfortunately - or fortunately, for ease and simplicity of removal as a session may progress, the Magnum or the Bulldog hit the spot. Slip right on, slip right off!

But that Ignite, WOWSER!

I am sorry, my pix did not upload (and no, they were not of me!)

My mouth and tongue would 'OVERDOSE' on both of these men!!!!!!

You see the problem with the lower strap on the usual, boring criss-cross. And yet, the Bulldog on the other gentleman doesn't quite add excitement to the situation. A new design is needed! And we must not forget the strap down to the ...

I think we are on our way... Yes, I always envisioned chains as part of the setup... Plus, I like the idea of it being a full harness as well. Now we make a prototype and you as director of marketing can pitch it to the guys a 665 Leather in West Hollywood. Of course others are invited to join in on the enterprise as well. If the item takes off we can get a nice cut of the action and that will help subsidize any expenses related to our hobby... Sounds like a plan!

I'm in…

As Director of Marketing I also require a corner office WITH A VIEW OF…, and only 1 assistant is necessary. R&D should have 2 because of the testing factor. My assistant can pull, push, twist, and the list goes on. He need know nothing about marketing but may need to accompany me for demonstration purposes.

I will just have to fit this position in with all of my others.

We might need to include Basil with his skills at production.

LOL - we really are a sick bunch!

Got a laugh out of me.

All the best, Jackhammer, in the coming weeks. Let us know what we, on the Forum, can do to cheer YOU up!

Funguy

I'm working on it! However, I may need to consult with a couple of you guys. Some sort of leather nippy niner harness?!? To help keep the nips pumped up, erect, and in the perfect position. To help keep both players in the perfect position?!? Gonna need some help with this one!

Need to start with a harness outlining the nipples, add some suction cups or optional clamps. Both parties wear the harnesses and it has clips to use to attach to one another. Must be a full harness with strap down between the legs so it is an easy pull for stimulation in that area without even having to think about it. Clips connecting the two harnesses need to have chains long enough to allow the participants to move enough to enjoy some kissing lip to lip and go back to the main even.

Off to work now……enjoy!

"Un sessantanove dei capezzoli... A nip 69!!! What a genius... What creativity! Damn, I'm thinking of all the times that I've done the mutual nipple thing and we always did it in a quite different manner. We would take turns licking, sucking, and bitting... combined with quite a bit of simultaneous tugging, pinching,and pulling. Now I'm nobody, but you would think that at least several EOYs would have suggested such a scenario. Here we were doing it standing up, on our knees, from behind, etc. Of course that would allow us more opportunities to kiss while partaking in the pleasures... But still it only proves that Dr. Funguy is indeed the "gran nume" here! I have referenced him as "il dottore enciclopedico"... No wonder! Such erudition! Such knowledge! Such a sick mind! So ahead of the curve as to invent such a scenario!!! Perhaps we should name the move after him... As in the "funsty nine"!!! The prowess, the inventiveness, the ingenuity... and all in one package! We salute you!

Aw shucks! Yes, the sick mind I will admit to!

But please, I have to admit, I did not invent it or even plan this move. After it was obvious that we both enjoyed this particular area, we were in such a position that a slight shift made this new experience possible, especially with other things to grab onto at the same time. (Am I allowed to say that?!)

What about a "nippy-niner"?

Dear God....Sometimes you just have to sit back and realize how good life really is!!! Where were you when I needed a doctor? lol

Right there where you used to live! LOL.

No need for translation. Somethings are best left to the imagination. ;) I'm trying to get my head wrapped around a "nipple 69" Why do I have goosebumps?

It went on for what seemed like hours but, alas, probably was far too short a time. It also was something I had never really thought of doing! Extreme treat! Recommend highly!!

LOL

Translation :

"Ah! Dear friend! You're really a devil!!! But you are the new great God that we worship!"

No, sadly I'm not. You may worship me but I am

Just Funguy

Unfortunately, it was not "with" our friend in the bed, but "like" our friend. Mama mia! A heart attack in the making!