Becket

SOB!!!! I don't have any fun stories to tell. My cousin groped me when I was 12. Does that count? Oy vey!

I keep wanting to get all nelly, running out of the room screaming, "T.M.I. !!!" Leave some things alone, honey. But....who knows. This thread might be providing an educational service.

I fart in bed. Does that count?

I love Latter Days. Steve Sandvoss was such a beauty. Sorry If I've said this like ten times before.

What is it about surfers? All so gorgeous. They seem mostly to have longer than average torsos, or cores. Just look so powerful in the center of those bodies.

Ever had them? Faggots and Peas? It's a classic British dish, not hard to make. OK I confess. I had no idea what it was. Never heard of it until I noticed it on a take out menu. And yuck! Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot penis. Free social distanced handjob to the first guy who knows what it is without flipping to Wikipedia, et. al. And I know. Thread doesn't belong in the Deli. Or does it? Hummm?!!!

Yes. Take him to lunch and explain to him just like you did above. What with all the "new fangled" (thanks Grandpa) communication devices and platforms, there are plenty of ways to have a misunderstanding. Plus, it's worth your effort. Friends are hard to find at our age. Good luck.

Check out Jhonny in FLL. Similar look, better body, and great reviews. PM me if you want.

With friends like these...... Really that's about the rudest thing I've ever heard. Didn't cancel 'cause they wanted free medical advice? Good Lord. I have to go wash my hands now just thinking about her.

Yea, that would really get my goat. I hate it when a provider tries to upsell me like I'm renting a car. "For two hundred more you can get leather!" Once had a guy tell me I'd have to pay an extra fifty if I sucked HIS. Gimme a break! If you want the guy to get neeked, ask him to get neeked. Otherwise move on. Life is too short.

"I'm open to everything except dick?" For "$600? Flying zebras, hold me back!!!

Yep. You are paying for it. Don't ever forget that. But......it is possible to develop something a bit more. It takes a ton of work on your part, a good sense of humor, and a huge forgiving attitude. Lots of good thoughts herein.

To quote Mrs " " of Rydell High. If you can be an athlete, be an athletic suporter. God rest her goofy soul.

Ethan from North Carolina. Beautiful man. Tristan Waters in Orlando. Sweet guy

She had a vagina.

Love a man with a plan. Industrious and clever. Have a wonderful time and don't worry about it.

Nice pics, especially of the 49ers...I think that was them. But no pic of Jimmy Garoppolo? Hottest guy in the NFL, IMHO

The singer Michael Buble. "Feeling Good." Birds flying high....you know how I feel. Still, I swoon.

Let's ask Lindsey Graham how he was. WHOOPS!!!

I will dance at your wedding if you tell me where I can get a can of lysol.

Turn off. Big X. No go. Hahaha. No way Jose. etc

I've been called a great client. I've been called a bad client. I have evolved from good to bad, or bad to good, in some of my longer relationships. I don't make too much of it. It's mostly about chemistry, anyway.

Kanye. All this talk about him being a "musical genius" as he melts down with his latest Bi-Polar episode makes my stomach hurt.

Haven't laughed so hard in months. Enjoy.

Since you like emoji's, I'll provide one for you, rather than yelling at you about your comment "hahaha" regarding bi people" ?. I did have another one chosen, but I would probably have gotten a time out. It had one erect middle finger.