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    robot_blitzcrank reacted to marylander1940 in Friday Funnies   
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    robot_blitzcrank reacted to + Just Chuck in SOMEONE STOLE MY BRILLO PADS!!!   
    The fundamentals of criminal investigation are: motive, means, and opportunity.  
    Top suspects are clean freaks, capable of lifting a package weighing 1/8th of a pound, and who happened to be in your vicinity during that timeframe.
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    robot_blitzcrank reacted to WoolCave in Happy coincidences you experienced that still make you smile   
    I took a flight from Anaheim to Vegas once in my late 20’s to see a concert. It was a southwest flight with no assigned seats. I was early to board and chose a window seat. As the plane filled up a gorgeous blonde haired, blue eyed, twunk in his early 20’s sat next to me. He was stunning. He struck up a conversation with me and our lives together flashed before my eyes.  It’s like the world moved in slow motion. He had perfect skin, teeth and hair and was so interested in me. The conversation was flowing and I was getting more and more into him as the flight went on. Before I knew it, they were announcing that our 45 minute flight was preparing to land. As I was praising the conversation and saying that we should keep in touch, he reached into his bag, presumably to get something to write his number on, and said he felt the same way.

    Then he handed me a magazine about John Smith and the Mormon Church and told me how much better Vegas would be with God. I thought i met the man of my dreams and he was just recruiting heathens to his religion. I remember letting a quick cackle slip as a sense of embarrassing foolishness pulsed through me. 
    To date, whenever I see a beautiful blonde, or a Mormon, I smile thinking about our wonderful 45 minutes together and how ridiculous I felt when I realized I wasn’t getting married, I was getting saved.
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    robot_blitzcrank reacted to Stormy in Cute Critters to Take Our Minds Off Everyday Stresses   
    Rocky and his raccoons 

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    robot_blitzcrank reacted to Lucky in New Study: Big Dicks Prefer Men WithTight Assholes   
    In a long and unofficial study on men's sexual activity, it was noticed that having a big dick penetrate a tight hole was far preferable to fucking a pussy. The randomized study did rely on anecdotal information, and was conducted over several years in my own bedroom. So far, the study results have not been published in any scientific journals.
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    robot_blitzcrank reacted to anotherhrdbdy in Underwear Fetish   
    Not sure if I should be posting these here or not. I am a big fan of underwear/gear and since you were looking for some pics I thought I’d share a few. I made sure there are some tighty whities in there for you guys. Hope it’s okay. 





















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    robot_blitzcrank reacted to + ApexNomad in Dirty talk and verbal inspiration needed   
    First of all, confidence is everything. And that’s hard if you’ve just met the person. Being in the moment and authentic makes your words hit harder. Let it feel natural—if it sounds forced or out of character, then in my opinion, don’t do it; it could kill the mood.
    Start by focusing on the carnal—what you’re feeling, seeing, and wanting in the moment. Talk about HIM and what he’s doing: “I love the way your tongue feels on my cock.” “You look so fucking good down there.” “I’ve been wanting this all day.” 
    Be direct about what you want to see and feel: “Look at me when you suck my dick.” And the moment he takes his eyes off you…“Keep looking at me—I want to see those beautiful eyes.”
    “I want your lips all over me—don’t stop.”
    Narrate the moment to amplify the heat: “You’re driving me insane.” “Fuck, I love how hungry you are for me.” “That mouth is so perfect. YOU are so perfect.”
    Pay attention to how he reacts. If he’s into it, double down. If he seems shy, keep it encouraging but firm—confidence is contagious. 
    Your tone of voice matters just as much as the words—use a low, firm whisper to command his attention, or let your voice grow rougher and more urgent to match the intensity of the moment.
    Above all, match your tone to the energy: primal, dominant, or playful. Make him feel desired and seen. When you’re fully present, every word lands harder.
    I hope this helps. Good luck, Daddy!
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    robot_blitzcrank reacted to Lucky in Inconvenient food aversions/allergies   
    I hate garlic and garlic breath.
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    robot_blitzcrank reacted to ICTJOCK in Tell us about your green thumb (or lack thereof)   
    Courtyard area

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