BenjaminNicholas

I'd prefer everything posted be in haiku format

Bitter, party of one... Your table is ready

I'm changing my name to mcrib. This is clearly a brilliant new marketing strategy that's happening.

It was the cum stains on his petticoat that gave it away, wasn't it?

Bert & Ernie

If you follow my twitter feed, I'm pretty transparent about what I do to keep my lettuce crisp.

Many of us are book with the same clients, repeated years, during these holidays. I haven't had a Christmas, NYE, Valentines, St Paddies or Halloween at home in 10+ years

Beauty is pain, no matter what procedure you're having done.

And in all of this discussion, it doesn't help that society has the attention span of dryer lint. To get an audience to sit still, keep quiet and not sing along loudly to something for 2.5 hours is nearly impossible. I still think Broadway ushers should be allowed to have Tasers Producers are putting things on stage that entertain people- Sometimes using the lowest common denominators. Let's hope the book of this show can be tweaked a bit. It IS possible for a jukebox show to also be incredibly immersive (Jersey Boys).

Broadway producers care about one thing: Profit. This show will bring in the crowds, the bus groups and the nostalgic. It's not my kind of show, but it'll keep a lot of talented people employed and that's never a bad thing. Hell, it can't all be Chaucer

Why again wasn't this sent signature required?

All minority groups inner-discriminate: This is not exclusive to the gay community. There's a lot of behavioral bullshit within our own that I don't condone for myself. It's likely why the majority of my friends are straight. While comfortable with myself as a gay man, I don't have a huge group of gay friends. I'm fine with that.

Let. It. Go.

But if they're happy, and they appear to be, who's to judge?

Scrotox is a thing, yes. It's for guys who are worried about the wrinkling on their balls and want to do something about it. It's not for enlargement. Botox (or any neurotoxin) parties are to be steered clear of. It's what enterprising (albeit, not always talented) injectors do to make more money. A great derm or plastic surgeon can do amazing things with Botox and filler: A bad one can ruin someone's face or even end up injecting them with something else altogether. Spend good money and get good work done. You gets what you pays for.

Legally, it makes more sense for money exchange at the end of a session- AFTER anything consensual has happened between two adults. Asking to be paid up-front is classically bad form in this industry, always has been. Truly high-end business neither focuses on this kind of money exchange nor worries it won't be paid. With elite clientele, it's not the cash you're concerned with: It's making sure the experience is impeccable so they'll keep coming back.

Considering you're the Sausage King of Chicago, I'm not surprised

... And perhaps this response is why not everyone is cut out to be a parent

It ain't Chaucer... And that's okay My main concern with this show is dealing with the kid-heavy audience and parents who can't/won't control them in a Broadway theater.

McDormand is indeed giving an Oscar-winning performance. Her anger and pathos for a woman who recently lost her child is great. This is a film for film lovers. For people who have an odd, subversive sense of humor. Highly recommended.

Sadly, I'm not shocked they didn't know what to do with an Asian. Vegas is basically like an adult Disney for midwesterners who voted for Trump. Going to a bath and not getting off is peanut butter without jelly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ3fjQa5Hls

As others have said, it's a useless thing to state. It immediately makes me feel the escort doing it is in over his head. What matters more is having a great attorney at arm's length in the event you need him.

It's okay to be envious. Jealousy, however, is a useless thing. They're cute, but having to (or feeling you have to) document every single movement would get tiring. When everything is fodder for the brand, when does an actual relationship have time to grow and develop?