I loaned friends my car while I was out of town. Her young daughter looked in my glove compartment for a tissue and found condoms. her mother told her they were gum, but don't chew it, I'd be mad that it was missing.
This might belong under an old "pet peeves" thread but it's too early to search for it :-? One phrase that's always bugged me: "Unless you've been living under a rock, you have heard about <insert topic here>". The local paper's restaurant reviewer started his review this morning with "Unless you've been living under a vegan rock the last few months..." It's passive-aggressive patronizing, saying "you're a loser if you don't share my interests".
I love this. I'm imagining the standing guy is straight, chatting about sports or something, and oblivious that he's fiddling with his junk; and the sitting guy is focusing on not springing a boner. and failing. :-D
I did this once years ago, in the age of agencies; the first guy was someone I'd seen a few times before but the second guy was new to the agency (and apparently new to escorting), and was overwhelmed by it all. Not an approach I'd recommend.
NPR's Morning Edition today had a story on the Muppets song "Menomenah" (I have no idea how to spell that). They apologized at the beginning of the story for the earworm.
There's a Corbin Fisher video, Greg & Ty, where Greg seems surprised that he came while Ty was pounding him. They made a bit of fun of that in the video description. https://www.corbinfisher.com/tour/trailers/acm-ty-fucks-greg.html
One guy didn't' notice that I'd come while he was fucking me, and was suprised that I hadn't asked him to stop fucking me once I had. He said he could never handle that.
Perfectly put, thank you. I've also run into the "what do you care, you're rich" attitude, and thinking "Maybe I am, from your perspective - but that doesn't mean I want to spend it all on you".
I worked at a restaurant like that in college. One of the waiters really really worked hard at making a Caesar salad tableside for a party of two attractive young women; so hard that he sweated into it. He apparently didn't notice, but the women did; they didn't touch their salads.
This was just a question on NPR's quiz show "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me". "Tanning your what is now a trend?" They made a joke out of the fact that they asked the black guy :-)
not so much, but I do enjoy A Christmas Story running continuously on Christmas Day while I cook a turkey. And most of the classic specials, A Charlie Brown Christmas and Rudolph. I never cared much for Frosty the Snowman.
There was a commercial in the late 70's or early 80's, no idea what it was selling, but it involved a rich man haggling price over something, and someone asked him "Why does a man like you have to argue price?" He answered "How do you think a man like me got to be a man like me?"