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  1. At My Introduction to Martinis, I demanded that I like them dry. Very dry. I got the first one. "No, this isn't right, it's too wet." I finished it off, of course, not wanting to waste ... I got the second one. It was worse than the first. "No, this isn't right, I like them dry, we're headed in the wrong direction." I got the third one. It was worse than the first two. "I told you, I like them dry. This is definitely wrong." "Sir, that's straight gin. It doesn't get any drier than that." Turns out, I like them wet. 3:1 is perfect. I used to like Bombay Sapphire, but I've switched to Hendricks. And four olives, to munch on until something more appealing comes. Story of the Evening: Anna Russell, comedienne and performer, would tour with her Accompaniest. They would always go to the hotel bar, and ask for Dry Martinis. What they received were always interesting, but usually dreadful. They were at the Grand Hotel in Melbourne, Australia [don't ask me the State] They ordered martinis, and were overwhelmed! They were the best Martinis either of them had ever had! They asked the bartender where he'd learned to make them. "Oh, the Queen Mum [ER II's mum] was on tour, and I had to learn to make them for her. She likes them rather dry ..." "12:1." Of which, the Queen Mum got a little loose in the tongue when she became older, and was kept from the public for that very reason. One wonders what reaction the recent Nuptials would have provoked. At any rate, she was a tad unsteady on her feet, and as a precaution, usually had a pair of Good Looking and Well Build Males, on on each side. [One assumes they were gay, if for no other reason than being Good Looking and Hunky.] One day, she started to get up, and they came to her side. She looked at them, and pronounced: "Well, I don't know about YOU TWO, but THIS Queen needs a drink!" I miss the old girl.
  2. There's the story of a Chinese philosopher who once dreamed he was a butterfly. From then on, he was never sure if he was a Chinese philosopher dreaming he was a butterfly, or a Butterfly dreaming he was a Chinese philosopher.
  3. I had recurrent dreams ... elevators which were just a platform with a rope through the middle. [The Disney Tower of Terror got rid of those.] Sometimes I give anesthesia, which is always a disaster because the patients are too light. I've had recurrent (over years) dreamed of apartments I never lived in ... with weird locked doors and halls. I should have been a locksmith!
  4. I collected all my materials for my medical license (there are a lot). I took them into the Board of Registration in Medicine on a Tuesday. I received my license Friday. I collected all my materials for my passport on a Tuesday (Got a photo; went to the county courthouse to get my birth certificate). I took it to the "Regional" passport agency. I received my Passport on Thursday, from the USPS. Just lucky I guess.
  5. HBO has made a new Fahrenheit 451. From the reviews, in a word: It sucks. The original was fairly evil and satanic.
  6. Oddly enough, it doesn't give the usual 404 (page not found) as a response. ?
  7. No profile shows up on rentmen.eu
  8. The Drake in chicago ... not memorable. Ritz-Carlton Boston, very nice, but it has slipped since RC sold it to Taj. The restaurant was also closed ... amazing food while it was the Ritz. The Grand Hyatt Resort in Kauai (Popui) was lovely, but the superbowl downlink was rained out. Can you check on the Grand Hyatt while you're on Kauai, @tristanbaldwin ?
  9. The Sheraton at the Wharf was a perfectly reasonable hotel. For a night. Hideous colour scheme. Comfy bed. My step-sister was chauffeuring me around. Two nights. Very filled with families and business types.
  10. Just a comment: I had planned to go to Hawaii in 2017. I had to postpone the trip a year. Alaska Airlines not only didn't charge me the higher fare, but they didn't charge me the change fee.
  11. Yeah ... we arrived Superbowl sunday. Drove up the road (rain POURING) and saw what we could. Friday, did the helicopter ride. Amazing remembrances.
  12. I think I was there in February. Is that Kauai?
  13. Tanned, hairy chested blonds. Oi.
  14. I never could. I think it started in 3rd or 4th grade. Worse in danger (not in fun) was a full size trampoline. Took six kids to spot it. I learned to do belly lands, back lands, and forward flips. I was never so stupid as to try a backflip. Man! Aside: As I kid, 1-6 and 9-12, I had physical education (and chorus) every day. 7 and 8, it was three times/week. I wasn't fit, but I wasn't too fat.
  15. Ooo ... Oooo ... Ooo ... I remember that face. Used to be an escort. Always looked like he'd been made up wrong. From rentboy.com
  16. To keep the universe in balance, here's a vote for @Mikegaite
  17. When I was in college, I went to a restaurant in Chinatown in Boston. The waiter, a native of China, came up to me: "Where you learn how to use chopstick?" "Uh ... in college ... why?" "You very good!"
  18. Anal warts https://i.imgur.com/BTRfdnl.jpg
  19. I'm blessed with looking MUCH younger than my age. I've been told anywhere from my 40's to my 50's ... both of which are long gone.
  20. I just went through that ... my housemate Daniel decided (over a year ago now) to transition MTF and become Aria. She met Alyssa, also MTF trans, on a support board. She moved to Wisconsin with her. They will soon cohabitate. It's been an odd year.
  21. I couldn't wrap my head around a curl if my life depended on it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curl_(mathematics)
  22. Is physical therapy an option for you? My personal trainer suggested it, and it helped enormously. My training has been extremely helpful. I can now get up off the floor, as long as there's something around to steady me. Three years ago, I couldn't.
  23. Have you considered a walker? Hate them myself, but I do use a cane when out and about
  24. yes please? Name / studio/ links?
  25. There used to be a product QUINAMM, which was quinine and aminophylline. Odd combination, in my book. Anyway, N/A available anymore. You could try tonic water. Quinine is a tricky medication.
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