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HELP! I didn't realize I had that many buttons to push!

I wanna munch on those nips.

OMG ... those EYES ... reminds me of [named deleted to protect the innocent]. The lights are on AND someone's home.

John Oliver has passed on http://archive.skem1.com/csb/Public/show/aqoa-ocxji--fc56f-19uksnq1

My mandatory random comment: My personal trainer had a habit of helping me get up from certain positions, like lying on a weight bench. One day, he proffered his arm to me, and I bit it ... not breaking the skin, more of a pussy cat "Stop that!" kinda bite. Scared the hell out of him, but we both laughed. Same guy that once offered to pick me up off the floor, after I missed the bench. He gave me his arms. i thought he was anchored. I pulled, and he went ass-over-teakettle over me. The other three people in the room thought it was hilarious.

It's nauseated. Nauseous is something that makes you nauseated, like the detergent and liquid fabric softener is so over powering they are nauseous.

I doubt he's the "best French kisser," I've met too many who are already incredible. I asked one young escort how he'd learned to kiss so well. "It helps to have a good partner," he said, "who knows how to kiss." I took that as a compliment.

Mail slot. Safe neighborhood. Horrible weather.

I understand that the U of Iowa Football did so badly one year, the burned the Coach in Effigy ... which is a small town outside of Iowa City.

I think he was in Greater Worcester at a KFC on year. OR it was his doppelgaenger. By the way, it's this one: The guy I saw had the same legs, eyes, and hair. Who knows? Worcester, by the way, is the home of Ryan Idol, and no, most of them don't look like him.

Rub his belly, squeeze his lats and his biceps, lick his abs ... and that's the foreplay. Yum.

The more conservative the denomination, the better.

I was recently at the Grand Hyatt, Kauai. They had a "Japanese" toilet. You could choose temperature; smooth or pulsating; stationary or moving; and when you were done, and nice, warm breeze. I think I used toilet paper once, after I discovered this delight. Oh, and of course, the person I was with ... well, I'll let him chime in on his own.

How many hairless Breeds are there?

I seem to remember the word kake with respect to Images from Tom of Finland. Was it one of their series?

Apparently, there's an app that does this. I think it looks ridiculous, except of course for those people for whom it is an improvement.

No insults intended, and I'm rather Goyische.

@Mikegaite will be in and around the area but not until after the 10th. You might want to see if you two can connect. Definitely the jock type. https://rentmen.eu/MikeGaite

If your sixty and you haven’t grown up, you don’t have to.

I wonder what will happen to Seeking Arrangements? Just the opposite of Grinder, Scruff, and Tinder: Reportedly not having sex for money …?

You could try "Two Benjamins and a Jefferson" ...

Some of my classmates in medical school were on food stamps (mid-70's)

Me neither. Never kissed someone who had one.

I didn't exactly receive my first cat as a gift: An ex-escort and his boyfriend were breaking up ... a rather nasty affair. "If you can't find someone else to take him, I will," I said. "We've looked. It's either you or the shelter." I took him. I heard later, "I told [the boyfriend] that I didn't do it for him I did it for the cat. Very similar to: I got the ex-escort as a roommate three months later.

In my highschool gym and in the Stadium (where we had to change for a year while the Gym was being remodeled): http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/1779970/file-3811196780-jpg/blog-files/bradley-group-shower.jpg?t=1521824785947