Thank you for the recommendations, slutty sister. Unfortunately I am in DC but I will check them. I did find a visitor coming to DC next week, he posts here, he is 5'7, not short enough but shorter than anyone else I have been with since Max Gianni. I'm lying, I just remember one of my favorite touring guys is also short, but he let me down his last visit two months ago.
By the way, we should not need to apologize to the PC police. If they lack of sense of humor it is their loss. I feel the same when I use variations of the common place "let's check the meat in the market". I would always get some comment back, I just decided to ignore them.