Becoming a Stepford Housewife.....
Today is a dreary day in NYC. Normally on such days, I would go see a movie, frequent a bathouse or attend a sex party at one of the local sex clubs....
But in lockdown, what do I do ? LAUNDRY, and I have become very proficient at it, since I used to send my laundry out....
And I'm a wiz at cleaning my stainless steel kitchen backsplash, Hell there isnt even a dust-bunny left in my house... I get up each day saying "So Alyn, what ya gonna Clean today?" And if God is my witness, I hear an answer.. ?
Then off I go, happily doing my chores for the day... If something ISNT dirty, I make it dirty just so I can clean it and have something to do....
My closets and drawers are all organized and color-coded..... I'm ready to make some guy the perfect man-wife !!!