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  1. available on t-shirts at tourist meccas and airport gift shops all over Arizona....

     

     

    http://s.ecrater.com/stores/58886/47dbee0c67b14_58886n.jpg

     

    LMAO....I used to say that all the time when friends complained about the heat in Havasu, when it was 112 degrees and climbing...brought back some very funny memories.

  2. There actually is a difference. I find in Arizona you can rest in the shade and feel a little cooler even if it's 100+. In Missouri, TX or FL you step outside for an hour and feel dirty. I don't even get breakouts anymore. Went to Florida for 3 weeks, started all over again.

     

    I agree completely. There is a dry cold and a dry heat, for me at least. 20 degrees in the Sierras of California seem much colder than say being in 20 degree temperature in the mountains of Utah. The drier cold doesn't seem as bad, just as 100 degrees in Palm Springs isn't as bad as 100 degrees in FL.

  3. Well God bless all you guys that are getting slammed by the weather. I'm a flip flop and t-shirt kinda guy. I just can't do those frigid temps. Must be absolutely miserable in some places. Be safe everyone!!

  4. I just got a reply back from afmuscles, after a two-week-or-so stretch of silence, apologizing for the delay and saying he's still up for a meeting.....the rentboy ad is down (which may mean nothing, of course)....the old ad pics and the couple he sent me privately are tantalizing, but this just seems like it might be too frustrating to set up.....will keep the board updated.....

     

    Good luck azdr....at least at this point, it appears that it was not because of your mentioning being a little over weight. That's a good thing....

  5. ROFLMAO!:D;) (Now someone tell me whether I got those letters right.) I burst out laughing reading the last line!:cool:

     

    As a matter of fact you did get that exactly right....But for the life of me, I just can't imagine you rolling on the floor.....well....on second thought, I can think of a few young men who could get you to do that. ;)

  6. A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her

    pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the

    bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said,

    "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

    The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

    "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any

    testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

     

    The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few

    minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on

    in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the

    examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up

    at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the

    head and took it out of the room.

     

    A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and

    also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its

    haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The

    vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most

    definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

     

    The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill,

    which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the

    bill.

    "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

    The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would

    have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."[/color][/size][/font]

     

    LOL...I did not see that coming. Very cute.

  7. WHY OLD PEOPLE DON'T GET HIRED!

     

    Job Interview:

     

    Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

     

    Senior Citizen: "Honesty."

     

    Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

     

    Senior Citizen: "I don't really give a shit what you think."

     

     

    Thanks JH.....LOL....Can't tell you how many times I've heard that. ;)

     

    As my friend says all the time, "What you think of me is none of my business"

  8. The bottom line is that I don't think providing a manual release at the end of a massage in any way denigrates the masseur or cheapens the experience, so I wouldn't consider saying "no" to a release if offered unless I really didn't want one for whatever reason.

     

    I agree. For me it depends on what I'm in the mood for. There are times when I simply want a therapeutic massage and nothing else. If a masseur offered one, it would depend on how 'into' the happy ending I felt he was. If we had clicked during the massage either by conversation or by a mutual interest, and he showed a genuine desire to provide one, then perhaps I would allow it, but if he offered and I felt that he was going to provide nothing more than a 'clinical' experience, and felt obligated on some level, then I would probably pass.

     

    I agree with maninsoma. I don't feel that a 'happy ending' in anyway cheapens the masseur or the experience, as my preference more often than not is to simply enjoy a nice quality hour of massage.

  9. Voice mail Accident.

     

    This guy is sending a voice mail to his boss when he witnesses a minor traffic accident. Not fake; actually happened. In late February, several stations broadcast interviews with a man named Michael Childs, who said that he was the one who left the voice mail message, that the clip was genuine, and that the accident described took place about six years ago in Athens, Texas, while he was working as a construction manager for Jack in the Box.

     

    Turn on your sound!

     

    Only in Texas. This is great If you need to laugh, this is it. Don't

    mess w/little old ladies!

     

     

    http://zanylol.com/accident.html[/color][/size][/font]

     

    Thanks...It was laugh-out-loud stuff....

  10. ...so to speak.

     

    Going out there for geeky professional reasons, but that doesn't mean I won't be a slut or a tourist.

     

    Anything I should do/see/not miss for the world?

    :p

     

    Look up Ace....then go find Daddy. Should be an interesting weekend.....:p

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