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Sometimes I just hate people.

He’s been around on and off for years. Looks like his pics. Nice guy. Allows MT and HE but zero massage skills .

Hi. Can you provide stats: ethnicity. age, height, weight (approx).? TIA

He asked me for pic. I sent one. Never heard back from him. I’m not his type, I guess.

Did he look like naturally hairless or does he shave?

None. How could there be? He didn’t even ask me to turn over.

Well … it was cut by his buddy, with a knife. Are you expecting Vidal Sassoon? And they joked about it a couple of times which elicited the biggest laughs from the audience.

I love this new take on this show. I found the infusion of an air of surrealism and avant garde (mostly due to Redmayne’s emcee) fascinating and refreshing. It worked for me. Definitely not your grandma’s Cabaret! I know this is sacrilege, but I found Bebe Neuwirth the weakest link. Her voice was breathy, wavery, and shaky. She looked so old and frail I was afraid she’d trip and break something.

He must have had a housing problem because he saw me in one of those small dilapidated trailers popping up among the homeless on the streets of LA. It was cramped and barely any space to move around the bed. He looks a bit older and flabby but still has that surfer vibe, which is my weakness. Nice guy and in the proper surroundings , the massage would be more than acceptable. He’s generous with the extras but I would not repeat unless it’s in a decent place.

Avoid! Avoid! Zero massage skills. Shorted me 30 minutes! Body not as toned as pictured . Not very handsome either. Typical rub and tugger!

Do I risk being scammed, ripped off, and taken advantage of again? Umm, NO!!

Based on experience, and average massage skills also.

Too femme for my taste.

Years ago. Good massage but strictly therapeutic. I was fully draped and he stayed fully clothed . Will not repeat.

METOO, too! Por favor!

He told me he has Parkinson’s at the start of the massage and he has just taken his meds and there might be some side effects. I’m not sure if it’s due to the meds but the massage got pretty weird as it went along. He massaged in time with the music and at one point, he was singing along to Celine Dion and asked me to sing along. He offered extras but I was too confused and weirded out to feel any arousal. Then as a parting gift, he gave me a lucky stone he said he picked up from a beach in San Diego. I’m not repeating.

I had the same problem as jmichaeliii when I tried to book. He took forever to reply to every text. Eventually set a time and date. I texted for a final confirmation and did not get a reply, So, I went with another masseur. That’s when he confirmed our appointment. I told him sorry but I already booked with another masseur because he didn’t confirm. He just texted OK. The next day, I received a text from him asking how the massage went. I did not reply. So weird.

He does not list Therapeutic under massage type offered so I’m guessing it will be just a semi escort experience.

Wondering also. Please DM me any info. Thank you.

No massage skills whatsoever but he’d let you touch him and give you HE.

Care to provide the link to the “outstanding new “ clean provider? TIA.

Thank you all for saving me from a scammer. He said he’s available 730pm but he never gave me his address or any other information. So I texted him again around 6pm to confirm. Now he said 8:30pm. I said that’s fine. Again no explanation and no address provided. Didn’t hear from him again till about 9pm saying he’s staying at a hotel in a questionable part of the city that’s supposed to be his home base. Too many red flags so I just ignored him.

Wow. Some very wealthy people in this forum.

Listen to this forum’s advice. Unmemorable massage and he will talk your ear off.

YES. Scammers and escorts masquerading as masseurs have practically taken over the industry.