Lohengrin1979

I love how he lists his endowment measurement as 7.1 inches. Precision gets me all hot and bothered.

There was nothing bitchy about my statement. I’m merely observing what you yourself have said many times before. Since you called me bitchy, does that mean I get to call you shallow and myopic? Cherry pick all you want. Your way is not the way, not even the best way so maybe kick off your self-righteous “shoes” and stop commenting every time someone brings up appearance. We’re all WELL aware of where you stand.

Just curious, but how many of those young men were repeat providers for you or even stayed in the business long enough to be? You’re telling an experienced, successful provider you don’t agree with them when their business model works and has provided them longevity. You don’t seem to value providers beyond their ability to impress you physically and ragdoll under you for a steamy session. Which is fine, but not what everyone is looking for and not what every provider provides. Go ahead and pay for your Grindr hookup if you must but I’ll reserve my bouillon for masters of the craft

Used to go by the name Yonik. A couple threads come up when you search it but nothing recent.

When I was much heavier, I always shared stats with prospective providers. I am tall and used to weigh well north of 300. I would state this when booking so that my providers, mostly masseurs, could let me know if their table couldn’t accommodate me or if they were unwilling/unable to work on someone of that size. I’ve never sent a photo. I just don’t see the point.

Let us know how it goes if so!

Could also be loose skin removal scars from a large weight loss Considering his equipment, I highly doubt he’s FtM. If he is, I want to meet that surgeon for an…inquiry.

Yeah i immediately passed this one by. A lot of photo editing, and not competent editing at that, going on.

Has a masseurfinder ad as well. https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/48011/ Looks like he’s here until tomorrow. Someone grab him quick!

Isn’t this the dude who was advertising as Rape Massage previously? He seems to have a theme.

How sad. He auditioned for Rum Tum Tugger and got Rub Tug Tugger instead. Alas, we can all sympathize with that one great role slipping through our fingers

Did he offer to stare creepily at you while you did it? 🤦🏻‍♂️ I’ve never understood that. If I’m jacking off, I don’t need company. Either pitch in or get out.

Why is it always the least exceptional looking masseurs who are the ones screening clients for looks? If looks were important, I doubt he would accept himself as a client. To each their own, I suppose, but I find it ironic that the beautiful guys are accepting and these average looking providers have a laundry list of requirements.

Indeed. I’ve been continually surprised.

Doesn’t list massage modalities but lists HIV status. The mystery deepens. Someone go investigate!

Well, that tipped me over the edge @Jamie21 I’ll be planning my next trip to the UK sooner than expected . 🤣

Funnily enough, I just had a massage from him a week ago. Sweetest kid, good skills, good portable table, and a great rate. I plan to use him often.

Reading comprehension is key. I’ll let you keep working at it.

Im sure he’ll rush to provide you with more info after that boorish response. You contribute nothing to this board by being so combative. Your other posts harbor this same tone as well. Not a good look. And no, I won’t just scroll past or mute you. It’s your job to be a better person, not mine to overlook your general rudeness. Have a nice day.

Interested in him as well.

Oh, he was in LA for a while. Sweet guy, mostly therapeutic with a touch of sensuality. Performed nude as I recall. This is pre-pandemic though so take it with a grain of salt. Would hire him again. It was always a pleasant experience.

My prediction is that he’ll attempt to “make you happy” by showing off a flaccid member while he massages you. Any time I see DL, and no erotic marked, I grow wary.

So the second picture is closer to his current look? Traveling up to SF soon and was interested in him myself.