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My brain maybe weird. The barrel-looking pictures made me think of this:

I get carpal tunnel easily. I can barely use a broom. So no. That and.. I'm I'm not a fan of most people.

Things that are pretty much keeping me alive: 1. Food 2. Prescriptions Things that I need to live: 3. Internet 4. Something that uses the internet 5. Bathroom - specifically a toilet

I pay the agreed upon fee after the service has been rendered, usually. If I didn't like it, I don't tip and decide not to return. I try to get over the buyer's remorse in my own time.

I saw him once. He's a bit pricey for my tastes. However the service he did provide was a good mix of massage + deli. So in that respect, the price was reasonable. He was also personable and very accommodating. I didn't feel like he was just going through the motions. I tried scheduling with him a second time a few months later but he canceled on me last minute. At least he gave a reason and didn't just ghost.

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r/AmItheAsshole is rife with interesting stories, although some are fake.

I think I saw him a few months back when he was in town. Massage was OK. Was definitely not offered extras. Oh and he flat out said "No" when I asked to use the shower after.

I once had a masseur who got mad at me for not tipping enough for letting me suck him. During the session, the topic came up and he agreed if I paid extra. He didn't specify how much. Then at the end of the session I asked him how much he would like for the whole thing, thinking he would take that "extra" into account. He said the amount he quoted me before the session and to give him however generous I felt like. Gave an extra 20 (he didn't cum). Then after I left, I sent a thank you text, but he replied back saying he felt cheated by the tip I gave him. He said I shoulda tipped at least 60 or something. I then told him that I asked for a specific amount and that he just left it up to my judgment. The amount I gave extra was how generous I was feeling. Mind you the massage was not cheap. In the end, I ended up sending him the rest of what he expected. Was I being cheap? Possibly. But that's how much I felt the extra was worth. It wasn't worth arguing over. I blocked him and moved on.