Jiminy

r/AmItheAsshole is rife with interesting stories, although some are fake.

I think I saw him a few months back when he was in town. Massage was OK. Was definitely not offered extras. Oh and he flat out said "No" when I asked to use the shower after.

I once had a masseur who got mad at me for not tipping enough for letting me suck him. During the session, the topic came up and he agreed if I paid extra. He didn't specify how much. Then at the end of the session I asked him how much he would like for the whole thing, thinking he would take that "extra" into account. He said the amount he quoted me before the session and to give him however generous I felt like. Gave an extra 20 (he didn't cum). Then after I left, I sent a thank you text, but he replied back saying he felt cheated by the tip I gave him. He said I shoulda tipped at least 60 or something. I then told him that I asked for a specific amount and that he just left it up to my judgment. The amount I gave extra was how generous I was feeling. Mind you the massage was not cheap. In the end, I ended up sending him the rest of what he expected. Was I being cheap? Possibly. But that's how much I felt the extra was worth. It wasn't worth arguing over. I blocked him and moved on.

Saw him a few weeks ago. He was alright. Went into deli territory fairly quickly even though I didn't want to. I tried to keep an open mind on his process, but it felt more like theatrics with the bells and tuning forks and stuff. But if you're into that, more power to you, just wasn't my cup of tea.

Everytime i see the thread title.

This one got me..

I saw him a month ago. Massage was pretty good, thorough. Very personable. We had a good conversation about life and even video games during the massage. He was in town for some show where he gets on stage for a "you know" show. MT encouraged and HE was good too. He used more than his hands for the latter. Price was reasonable for the time. Pics are fairly accurate.