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Sorry guys! I know exactly how you feel about the spontaneity (lateness) of this post. It wasn't something planned. This friend and I had dinner and I told him I was going out later. I never once expected that he would ask to join me. He is a provider and so I just presumed he would want to avoid this kind of place. I'm asking him if hew wants new clients so if you're still interested and you live in the South Florida area, shoot me a DM and we'll see if we can convince him to take on some new folks!

I know this guy! Met him online during an online muscle event. He was hot and then we connected separately. We had great conversation about his muscles and I ended up doing a live virtual muscle session. He was great! No idea how he would be in person but we had a great time virtually!

If you’re interested in big muscle, come out to the Boardwalk after midnight tonight. A good friend who is huge and provides excellent service in the muscle worship scene is probably going to be out drinking with me. You can approach him about sessions.

I have always loved armpits. But especially when they are connected to muscle! Drives me fucking wild

Just got to Fort Lauderdale. If anyone wants to join up at Johnsons and keep me from spending my retirement, shoot me a message. I’ll probably be there all week except for New Year’s Eve unless I get this south Florida muscle boy that I’m trying to meet up with to keep me home every night.

Trax I believe there aren’t any LA parties until January. Last time I saw Matt he told me that with Christmas and New Year’s happening on Sturdays this year, it’ll just be too hard to staff the events. So, hold on until January and the LA parties (and corresponding announcement emails) will start back up.

With my affinity for male strippers (nude and scantily clothed versions), I’ve asked this question about LA from many people. Folks who seem to have looked into the actual possibility seem to always come back with the local (city and county - not state) ordinances that are basically still Herero-normative and so the liquor laws allow for female nudity but prohibit male nudity. Yep, hard to believe, but basically LA City and COunty are till homophobic pricks who cow-tow to the more conservative factions of the Herero crowd that run politics in the city/county/ However, I still love Adonis and what they’re trying to do with the his once-a-month bonanza and then weekly entertainment that can literally be as naughty as you want to make it (at least, that’s been my experience). I have to say, short of an outright blowjob, I’ve pretty much been pleased with my dancer/client interaction!

I haven’t been since Summer of 2019 but I corroborate all that shade… said about Premier. I have never been tot he other bars but everyone I talked to said Premier is really the only one worth going to if you like muscle. Here’s what I would add: The music is monotonous and loud. They play techno/electronic and it’s just boring. Other than having to talk over it, one gets used to it. Somehow, this music keeps the energy up int he bar. I love calling the dancers down and buying them drinks and tipping them at the table. I get plenty of good muscle play sitting together and often am able to get to know the guys enough to decide if they are worth patronizing or if I’m going to move on to another dancer. Having been to my share of stopper clubs,I would say the caliber at Premier, at least when I went the several times in Spring and Summer of 2019 was pretty excellent. I found good, bodybuilder muscle guys who weren’t jerks. I don’t think anyone I met was out to “scam” because it’s the nature of the job - dance for money. And that’s what they did - they got money, lots of it, from me those evenings! I didn’t even think of about paying for drinks in pesos, mainly because I know the dancers preferred to have American dollars. But I’ll definitely do that next time.

I met Christian when I did a trip to Montreal in Fall of 2015. He was an incredible gentleman! He loved talking about his body - knows that it's impressive but is extremely humble. After our session, we shared a meal. His English was fine for me (and I don't speak French). Without a doubt, he was an incredible highlight of my trip! I've wnted to meet him so badly ever since his porn hit the internet. He didn't disappoint!

On my first visit ever to Montreal in September of 2011, I had an incredible time at Campus. I love muscle - bodybuilders to toned swimmer's build. I found plenty to keep me busy from 5:00 when I arrived to when I had to leave for the night. IT is true that the bigger muscle guys come later in the evening but some came as early as 6:00 or 7:00. I have to agree that this is one of the best strip clubs in the world!

So, finding myself in STL on business again, I choose to try Boxers and Briefs on a weekend. I was told Saturday night, that's where folks land after everything closes at 2:00 in the City. Well, don't waste your time or money. I went and there were two kinda hot dancers there. Both of them had "football" muscles - one a jarhead-looking sexy mofo. He knew his job and he did it well - get folks to the lap dance room. He stayed busy a lot of the time I was there and was incredibly sexy when I went to tip him on the stage. But not worth a "backroom charge". The other guy had better muscles (better shape - not necessarily bigger) but spent the whole time I was there making out with what I surmised to be a stripper/hooker who came in to spend her tricking money. Bleh. I am done with this truck-stop cum naked stripper joint.

I was in DC for an extended weekend between business tips and was able to finally see the new Secrets. I lived in DC when the bars were torn down for the stadium. I was at Zieg's for Ella's final performance of the era! The new Secrets is gorgeous! I love all the possibilities and that the dance floor is now in the midst of all the strippers (instead of on the Zieg side of the bar) since I like to dance and look at the strippers! The nights I went there were two just incredible muscle boys dancing. One seemed to be a "seasoned" professional - Max. On the shorter side but nicely muscled and liked to tease with it. The other guy was this gorgeous Adonis - 6'1", 210ish, blond, beautiful shape. He said he was a swimmer in his "native country" (Eastern European) and he had the lats to prove it. I was in awe but all-in-all just one of the finest specimens I've ever seen dancing. And did I mention that his endowment was disproportionately large? Anyway, I had a great time at Secrets. I can't wait to spend some time there over the holidays. Unfortunately I went from DC to NYC - where I had a fantastic time with a few other dancers. The NYC experience pales in comparison. But Secrets is an incredible jewel in our Nation's capital!

I was in DC for an extended weekend between business tips and was able to finally see the new Secrets. I lived in DC when the bars were torn down for the stadium. I was at Zieg's for Ella's final performance of the era! The new Secrets is gorgeous! I love all the possibilities and that the dance floor is now in the midst of all the strippers (instead of on the Zieg side of the bar) since I like to dance and look at the strippers! The nights I went there were two just incredible muscle boys dancing. One seemed to be a "seasoned" professional - Max. On the shorter side but nicely muscled and liked to tease with it. The other guy was this gorgeous Adonis - 6'1", 210ish, blond, beautiful shape. He said he was a swimmer in his "native country" (Eastern European) and he had the lats to prove it. I was in awe but all-in-all just one of the finest specimens I've ever seen dancing. And did I mention that his endowment was disproportionately large? Anyway, I had a great time at Secrets. I can't wait to spend some time there over the holidays. Unfortunately I went from DC to NYC - where I had a fantastic time with a few other dancers. The NYC experience pales in comparison. But Secrets is an incredible jewel in our Nation's capital!

I was traveling for business this summer in St. Louis and could only convince my business associates (who are gay) to make the trek out to Boxers n Briefs one of the nights we were in town. We went on a Thursday night for about an hour and it was dead. When we arrived, there may have been 10-15 patrons in the bar. There were about six dancers and, as has been said, they tended to be on the twink side. There was one with a little meat on him (which normally isn't enough since I'm into bodybuilders) but he was cute and I wanted to patronize someone before we left. I'd say he was a thick football player look. I spent a few dollars with him at the bar while he gave me some on-the-floor attention after he got done with his set. All-in-all not a waste but I hope weekend nights are much more exciting.