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I paid $2.79/gallon in Memphis yesterday at Costco.

A piece of debris inside an electrical control panel caused a short and then a fire. What happened next has been described as a cascading series of failures. The fire self-extinguished within 30 seconds, but the plane lost primary electrical power, Boeing said. The system meant to distribute power to an array of devices — from cockpit displays to microwave ovens — went haywire. http://www.npr.org/2010/12/09/131856033/woes-mount-for-boeing-s-much-awaited-dreamliner Sounds comforting, ay Captain? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_savG293Eu-k/TIHADxeC1lI/AAAAAAAAACE/Em7lRpU-z6g/s1600/captain-and-tennille1.jpg

“Flight with Purpose ®" If the on-board fire(!) had such a simple cause (wrench in "J" box), why aren't they resuming test flights? (That next test will be a “Flight with Purpose ®", ey Captain?) http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/11/11/business/11boeing-span/11boeing-span-articleLarge.jpg

Captain, you are going to be running around in a wheelchair when this bird finally launches. I am sure Nurse Nicholas will be there for you to change your Depends... A leading supplier on the delayed Boeing Co. 787 aircraft program said Wednesday that the outlook for deliveries next year "does not look particularly strong." Suppliers have privately expressed doubts that Boeing will deliver few if any operational 787s next year in the wake of an onboard fire on a plane last month that grounded the test fleet. Boeing has said it will outline the impact on the delivery schedule in a few weeks. The first delivery is officially set to arrive in February. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704594804575649001896569306.html?mod=googlenews_wsj http://one4theotherthumb.com/images/stories/2010season/week9/depends.jpg

Hope you are around long enough... Well there are now 8 less 787's for you and your favorite problem-ridden rentboy to fly away on Captain: New York - Boeing says it lost eight 787 orders in the week that ended on Tuesday - the same day that one of the planes made an emergency landing. That aircraft was on a six-hour test flight when it made an emergency landing in Texas after the crew reported smoke in the rear of the plane. Test flights for the 787 were later scrapped. Chicago-based Boeing didn't say in its order log which airline cancelled the orders. A spokesperson wasn't immediately available for comment on Thursday. Shares fell $1.66, or 2.5 percent, to $65.41 in afternoon trading. The plane is already about three years behind schedule. Boeing had hoped to deliver the first 787 - which it calls the Dreamliner - to Japan's All Nippon Airways in the first quarter of 2011. - Sapa-AP (I italicize quotes now, no confusion as to plagiarism Dear Captain)

And never mind a rentboy with "problems", go for it Captain. BTW, you won't be going on that ANA delivery flight any time soon: By PETER SANDERS / Wall Street Journal Boeing Co. on Wednesday suspended test flights of its 787 Dreamliner fleet as it investigated the cause of a cabin fire onboard one of the jets that caused a major onboard power failure and forced the plane to make an emergency landing in Texas. The six Dreamliners in the test fleet will continue to conduct ground-based tests until the company clears the planes to fly again, a Boeing spokeswoman said. It's unknown for how long the flight tests will be suspended. Chicago-based Boeing has about 850 orders for the plane, the fastest selling jet in Chicago-based Boeing's history. But the program is running nearly three years behind schedule. On Tuesday afternoon, Dreamliner test jet No. 2 was on approach to Laredo, Texas, after a six hour test flight, when a fire broke out in the aft electronics compartment. The fire resulted in the failure of the plane's primary electrical power system, Boeing said Wednesday. It said the pilot's primary flight display, a main cockpit instrument, was not affected. The fire triggered a series of cascading electrical failures that affected the flight controls as well as a number of computerized systems, a person familiar with the matter said.

Dreamliner or Nightmare Liner? MIKE SIEGEL / THE SEATTLE TIMES RICARDO SANTOS / AP A Boeing 787 flight-test plane made an emergency landing Tuesday at the Laredo, Texas, airport after an electrical-equipment fire. No injuries were reported. Related A serious in-flight fire in the electrical-equipment bay of a Boeing 787 Dreamliner flight-test plane forced an emergency landing Tuesday in Laredo, Texas. All 30 to 40 people aboard were safely evacuated on slides. The fire affected the cockpit controls and the jet lost its primary flight displays and its auto-throttle, according to a person familiar with the incident. The pilot lost some use of the flight and engine controls, which on the Dreamliner are electrically activated, the source said.

I agree JT, no luggage racks on a hearse. That said, most people would be repulsed by a 'harvest team' being assembled to salvage your organs...

All info is the same except for the fllowing: Admission - $20 good for in-out all day. ($5 admission if you want to go to the downstairs arcade) Crowd has picked-up, maybe just because of Folsom Street Fair coming?

Tiger bomb? He bombs out of Ohio and now won't play the Ryder Cup? TW, hope you get your groove back! http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/64500/Tiger-Woods-for-Tiger-Balm-64780.jpg

$750million? This is rather sad, and yet (to some of us anyway) predictable... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/3035261/Tiger-Woods-banned-from-letting-girlfriends-near-kids-in-divorce-deal.html

Woods & Fowler Please tell me how Captain?? Woods made the cut for US Open, and he has a very cute guy chasing after that tail. God speed Tiger and Richie!

Tiger makes the cut for US Open, but look who he is competing with. Introducing Ricky Fowler: http://s3.amazonaws.com/newsok-photos/606313/medium.jpg http://twobetter.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Ricky-Fowler.jpg

The Bulging Disk By MARK LONG, AP Sports Writer Mark Long, Ap Sports Writer – Sun May 9, 4:25 pm ET PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. – Dressed in his Sunday red shirt, Tiger Woods bowed his head and sat in silence in front of his locker. He was supposed to be on the ninth hole at The Players Championship. In another stunning twist for someone whose life used to be so predictable, Woods withdrew suddenly with neck pain that he fears might be a bulging disk. Woods was so frustrated that he slammed his golf shoe to the floor while taking questions from three reporters. "I've been playing through it," Woods said of pain he first felt before the Masters. "I can't play through it anymore

Touche Capt. KMEM! Egoic Gloats just calls them the way he see them, whether its BP, BN or TW. (I know a dirty dip-stick when I see one...)

Ha! He couldn't even qualify for this weekends tournament he entered Capt. KMEM. Now he's selling his golf clubs on ebay and hiring a dee-vorce attorney?

Before you go to Kinkos... A United States congressman sent a letter today to the Federal Trade Commission urging the agency to investigate the potential identity theft risks associated with copy machines' hard drives. Representative Edward J. Markey (D-Mass.), wrote the letter asking the FTC to look into the matter and take the necessary measures to inform consumers about the potential privacy risks after a CBS News investigation earlier this month reported on the wealth of personally identifiable information that is saved and never erased from most copy machines built since 2002. Perhaps the biggest risk comes from the fact that used copiers often go back into the market and can be purchased -- along with all their valuable stored information -- for a relatively low price. The CBS news team purchased a number of used copiers and found thousands of records on sex offenders and drug investigations from the police department in Buffalo, N.Y., and countless medical records belonging to the clients of a New York insurance company. "Thousands of Americans make copies of sensitive information every day, completely unaware that the data is stored on a copy machine hard drive and then often never cleared when the machine is resold or disposed of," Markey said in a statement. "Just as you wouldn't leave a paper copy of your bank statement sitting on top of the office copy machine, a digital copy should not remain inside of it." Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/techchron/detail?entry_id=62515#ixzz0mXrJe567

Most of the comments I heard today on the yesterdays Nike commercial was 'edgy' to 'creepy'. Nike has sold a lot of wear based on endorsements to more than just Americans, look at the Air Jordans... http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pG01-6535249p275w.jpg

glutes roots for tiger! After the latest disclosure with his kindergarten teacher hiring Gloria Alred, I am totally rooting for Tiger to Win / Place /Show in this weekends Masters! Go get'm Tiger! http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/04/02/2010-04-02_tiger_woods_kindergarten_teacher_maureen_decker_says_golfer_made_up_childhood_ra.html

Tiger gonna score? More dish on 'cheap' Tiger comes out today with Vanity Fair: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/tiger-woods-enablers-inside-circle-covered-vanity-fair/story?id=10247816 Any predictions on his placement at The Masters this weekend?

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Tiger Woods is planing to return to golf in two weeks, according to multiple media reports. .And he's hired Ari Fleischer, former press secretary to President George W. Bush, to help him get there. "They were in his living room this week going over a strategy for how to handle Bay Hill in two weeks," a source told the New York Post. Woods plans his return at the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Orlando. The tournament begins March 25.

Anyone buying? They are selling "Tiger's Wood Pack" down in South African pharmacies: * Stamina 450mg Anti-Handicap-sule 100% Herbal Ingredients: Cortex Cinnamon, Epimedium, Ginko Biloba, Panax Ginseng, Rhodiola Rosea, Tribulus Terretris. Offers enhanced male sexual performance with no side effects. Beneficial effects may last up to 3 days. (only effective with sexual stimulation). * Extra Lubricated Condom 100% Electronically tested, extra lubricated, fruit flavoured, ribbed ultra thin 54mm latex condom. (teat-ended for comfort) * Quality vibrating ring - The best vibrating penis ring you will ever use! (Two options: - Screaming pink ring or Wild horse blue ring). New innovative grinding gear battery operated motor technology. With ergonomic silicone ring sleeve designs to offer powerful orgasmic quivering vibrations right where they are appreciated most... for up to 40 minutes of multiple and intensified climaxes for both partners. Like nothing you have ever experienced! * Birdie fun feather - Accessory for the best sensual stimulation and intimate foreplay. http://www.tigerswoodpack.com http://tigerswoodpack.com/images/tigerwoods.jpg

let the athletes celebrate! http://blogs.ajc.com/mike-luckovich/files/2010/02/mike02212010.jpg

Tiger's wood Mark Morford made a wonderful column today about TW and his lack of humor. The last paragraph has a great M4M reference if you read the full article. "Why isn't he at least shrugging and sighing and saying, "Hey you know what? Life is ridiculous. Life is hard. Life is a mixed blessing crapfest thrillride joyburden, Katie. Even for me. Especially for me. Isn't it all hilarious and amazing? I'm still here! Did some dumb things, dated some very dumb people, wasn't the most honest with my wife. Then I fixed it. Everybody happy? Good. Let's get in the hot tub." Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2010/02/24/notes022410.DTL#ixzz0gUarcRWw

the serial cad speaks... He's not sorry for his actions.. He's sorry he got caught!! "Elin never hit me that night or any other night," Woods said. "There has never been an episode of domestic violence in our marriage, ever." Lie. It was the cell phone and the golf club that 'hit' him. "I felt I was entitled." The world revolves around Tiger...