BriansBodywork

$450 for 90 minutes is still pretty high even here in LA

More fake pics and changes them to an entirely different person every few months.

I can honestly say....for as many massages as I have had...even the ones that turned into a full on deli experience....none have ever warranted me shelling out that kind of cash.

He just quoted me $500/60 minutes $700/90 minutes, incall. Fees added for outcall.

Notorious for using fake pics. 

The worst. The absolute worst. Fat ass bitch. I hired him in Austin Texas and I was a bottom and I should have known with an ass like his it is for dinner and bottoming but I rarely top other than when I put an authentic cherry on top of my cheesecake. When we were finished I was to pay him using Zelle (this was three years ago, I am writing this now since I am new to this site about a month ago and just saw his ad again for Chicago where I presently am). I was a little confused because I have always used a providers phone number to pay them in this method and he wanted me to use his QR code so I had to find mine and it was taking me more than three seconds so he grabbed my phone and said,  "Here girl I'll help." Girl? Bitch please. We agreed ahead of time for 300 payment. He paid himself on his fucking Zelle 500 of my money. He said, "Oops."  What could I do? You can't exactly call the cops.  All I know is that his rewards points  hotel in Austin  was not happy with him at check out. The lamp had fallen off the dresser and smashed. Oops!

I’ve had a similar experience. Just a rub and tug. The rubbing was bad, the tugging was also bad. And he doesn’t like it when dick touches his ass or body. Waste of money. Super hot guy though that I’d rather jerk off in video format. 

I love how this thread begins with the word she. Fitting because this one is a bitch. I mean down right nasty. He was bored and he was on his phone. I could tell because one hand would be on me while the other one was checking inquiries from other people wanting his services. The body is fabulous no doubt. He changes his name so many times. At least five that I know of and I agree with the one person that does understand why he does it since he had all those glowing reviews.  I don't mean to be ugly with what I'm about to say because I've already been ugly lol but he wears a lot of makeup. I'm just not into that and I'm not going to judge people who are but there are some other time other people like me who do not prefer that that's why I give that information. Also he wanted $300. At the end of the session he said I hope to see you again and I said that's not going to happen. I simply told him that I felt he was going through the motions and that a massage does not mean 20 minutes making the same circular motion in the same spot on my back. And his response was "it doesn't matter to me what you think I have a huge fan club."  So there that is my experience and it's up to whoever reads this to determine along with other information from others if you want to be part of his fan club.

Here are the highlights:
10 minutes in he asked if I was top or bottom but I told him I wasn’t looking for anything like that, just a massage. We agreed to a 60-min massage and the entire appointment was less than 30 minutes. His massage oil/lotion was just a giant tub of Vaseline. In the middle of the appointment he got a call from reception. Then a few minutes later, while I was naked on the bed, he answered the door to grab his McDonalds which he had ordered for dinner from Uber Eats. The icing on the cake was that he asked me to write a 5-star review about the experience. It took a lot for me to not laugh in his face. So that’s what you can expect if you decide to book an appointment with him. I dare you…

You did exactly what I would have done, and I applaud your actions.  More clients who have had similar experiences should have exercised the same action; thus the escort/s and/or masseurs should begin to get the message: "Don't try to exploit!"

I scheduled an appointment with him in DC. Arrived to see a disheveled and unclean hotel room. He usually travels with his bf, who also advertises on RM. They have overlapping clients in the same room. So, it is the same bed and same towel for all of them.
Both of them definitely upsell on the spot. He asked me to put money aside first on the table. I told him No. I will pay him after the session as all clients do. He started arguing with me. This went on for a few minutes. All this while, I noticed his photos on RM are indeed photoshopped. He looks very different and much shorter in person. After realizing what a conjobs both are, I decided not to proceed and left.

AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE

Raised price $50 from quoted price when he showed up to my home. Spent 30 min of the 90 min arguing he didn’t get his cash app payment, which he did and confirmed it the next day.
Reviewed by Christinoco on 21 Apr, 2023
Trusted RentMen Client since 25 Mar, 2017

I recently saw him.  The massage itself was okay but the vibes just felt off.  He's a pleasant guy and very attractive but I probably wouldn't repeat.

No need for concern, Brian.  You have thickness in the right places and quite handsome as you are.  😉

I did eventually. ( a refund initiated by him so he honest, if not a little disorganized ) ,
We seemed to have ended up on the wrong note. 
These things happen I suppose. 

Somewhat of lurker thus far.
I had rather high hopes for this, given that I divide my time between New York and London—though these days, I find myself spending more time in New York. I thought, here we have someone London-based whom I might try. Moreover, among my London gay friends, it’s proven surprisingly difficult to find a gay masseur who receives universal approval, so I thought, why not?
The name, I must admit, was rather charming—Leme being a district in Rio adjacent to Copacabana. A touch of exotic flair, I thought.
He operates via a platform, which required booking and paying in advance—a non-negotiable condition for the appointment. The rates, it should be noted, were listed in pounds sterling. £ 
On the day of the appointment, I had a rather full schedule, but during a brief pause, I sent a message via WhatsApp to confirm the time and location (a small hotel in Hell’s Kitchen, as it happens). Now, I must say, I despise WhatsApp. I glance at it only occasionally, as it’s often the harbinger of unpleasant news from England, or messages from people I’d rather not engage with. To me, it embodies the current negative undercurrent of Britain. Fortunately, most of my friends use iMessage, so I can generally avoid WhatsApp entirely—especially in New York, where it’s scarcely used.
At the agreed-upon time, I arrived. After leaving me to stand outside in the bitter cold—it couldn’t have been more than -5°C—he informed me that, as I hadn’t confirmed the appointment, he’d given my slot to someone else. This, despite the fact that I had:
1. Paid in full.
2. Confirmed the appointment earlier in the day.
Apparently, he had sent me a message two hours before to reconfirm, and when I failed to reply immediately, he deemed it acceptable to pass my appointment to another client. One wonders, then, what the point was of having paid and confirmed earlier?
Regrettably, I would advise against him. Truly, it would be far less aggravating to simply hop on a flight to Rio and bypass this nonsense entirely.
As a final note, the fact that he only has a single review on Masseur Finder should, perhaps, give one pause. Alas
 

MF and RMen ads appear to be gone. May have gotten thrown off of RMen for using others' pics.

bigboyjoey...drug addict...hired him once he was too high too perform and threatened me...almost called the police on him...recently asked if he was game and he trashed me then blocked me...and trashed me again during our online discussion...still a drug addict..stay away from him...he needs rehab

For me it was some of the most boring 50 minutes of my entire life. It was a massage appointment that really never got off the ground, so to speak. I think he prefers to lay down and be admired but not bothered. He barely said a word. I don’t think there was even a hint of a smile. Maybe there are clients who wish to just quietly caress his back while he sleeps?  
 
This was about three years ago. I still get drowsy whenever it crosses my mind. 

Kudos for using your big head and not falling for it!
Never-ever make a deposit, that's pretty much rule #1.

He's visiting NYC now.  I put in an inquiry through message on RM.  For me price point is too high for sensual massage with HE..  He's asked $400/90min and $300/60.  Not sure about anyone else, but that seems like highway robbery.  
 
Edit:  This is pricing for massage on hotel bed with pillows, not table. 

"One-handed towel massage" should honestly be his business slogan. Can't believe he thought that was acceptable. Sorry you had to waste time (and money) on that clown.

Awful. Avoid him like the plague. He was traveling but said the massage was on a table. I walked into the room and saw a towel on the bed and should’ve walked out right then and there. He then asks for money up front (MUF). Again, another missed opportunity to walk out. Sometimes all of these signs do mean something. I stupidly proceed and after “massaging” my back for 10 minutes (massaging in quotes because one hand was texting the entire time), tells me to flip over. After spending 10 minutes on the front he was done. Mind you, we agreed to a 60 minute massage and I was completely dressed and back in my car at the 25-minute mark. So if you want a one-handed, 20 minute massage on a towel spread across a bed, by all means reach out to Alex (or whatever his real name is) when you see him in town! Lol

Hold up. Please listen. You owe this guy nothing. We here thank you for you relating this experience. I will not hire him based on this. Yes he may still be hot but his behavior is inexcusable and it kills me that he misrepresented himself and yet you feel guilty when you have been anything but unkind.  You are not ugly. Get that out of your head and while true that I have never seen you some of us would look inferior to super hot guys. But I would prefer knowing you due to your genuine personality.....we can get hairy legs and a great ass from someone else. Please do not be inferior to anyone. Ever. I hope this  comment gets to you.