robberbaron4u

My late friend, WPP, a portly gentleman of somewhat homely looks, was given to sticking $100 bills behind his ears on his visits to "strip clubs". Needless to say, he was an object of rapt attention by the ladies who worked in such places. I surmise the same strategy will work with the muscle boys in a gym setting.

Showing my age.. . .who is Justin Trump???

An escort who can command an hourly rate of $1000 has no need to advertise his professional services on a public venue. . .

Errata: 1000 won, not US dollar. A bargain, go for it, gentlemen!

The rule of dining out applies, one does not pay until the fare has been sampled and found to be satisfactory. . .

!!!YES, SIR!!!

Gravity wins the game in the end. . .always.

In my recollection, Jaime Lee, the celebrated "East Coast Boy", tried the "pay to view" venue with his "pictures", and, the venue was not financially successful. In the end, he posted his portfolio in its entirety in his promotional literature without charge.

Robert Sepulveda Jr is a "must hire" for you.

Miss Crawford was misunderstood. Do not allow the curls and dimpled smile fool you. . .Shirley Temple was the real bitch of the Hollywood scene.

My good man, it is the quality of play betweenst the sheets not the sidewalk presentation that should be considered. . .unless, of course, you are utilizing the hire as table decoration in place of a floral arrangement.

"Excitement"??? I vaguely recollect the emotion. I agree with jjkrkwood that they just don't turn out stellar escorts on the menu as in our now distant "salad days".

Appendage? My dear man, the thing is a power wand!

Thank you, azdr0710!

A "dream" tag team for clients that prefer their playmates young, bold and "totally top" ?

Neither did Alan Ladd appear 5'6", his actual height, on the silver screen. Ah, the "magic" of photography!

You don't. By posts to secondary thread, you should delete Big Dick Daddy.

Centimeters, my good man, centimeters. . .

And deprive another poster of posting a link? I think not. . .

!!!YES, SIR!!!

Shall we state, with impunity, that Romani is possessed of chiseled good looks and a superlative physique complimented by an attentive, accommodating manner and an innately sensual nature; and, as a "hire", he is a "damn good fuck"?

i am given to understand that his "do" is commonly known as a "Man Bun"; the big cock, of course, is the big cock.

His posted photographs are "amateur" home shots comparable, in quality, to driver license and passport photography; I recommend waiting for the publication of his new portfolio by a professional photographer who captures his classic, "chiseled" good looks. That said, the "proof is in the pudding" not the decoration is applicable when appraising his attentiveness to his clients and sexual prowess. Not a shot across the bow at jjrkwood's "pass", just my opinion. . .

Some years ago there was an artist who painted "Parisian" street scenes; he adopted a "French" professional name in signing his work, and, although born in Brooklyn, the gallery which represented him touted him as having been born "outside of Paris", a representation which, of course, was true.

Sweet potato pie and hush my mouth! I can recommend a good hair and paint man. . .or, perhaps, a gifted airbrush artist.