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An overheard lament of a celebrated RentBoy. Too, Robert Sepulveda Jr was Paul Warfel's "MasterPiece"; whatever will Sepulveda do when it comes time for a "touch up" here and there???

The glossy black AMEX card is so, if you will forgive me, "Trumpette". . .consider the "old line" New Yorker who, being of the the opinion that the chrome on his phaeton town car was so shiny as to be garish, had it coated with a dull, clear varnish for a more understated look. I will wait for the Rhodium card. . .

My post has been rated as "verbose"??? My good man, I am a lonely old man with a platinum American Express card in hand; I talk a lot as even my own mother, who is 97, has made remark; indulge me if you will. And, indeed, please consider that at my age verbosity is a virtue!

By his portfolio, my thought is that you will want to verify the odometer reading as the "vehicle", if you will, appears to be way down the road from the day it was driven off the lot as a "handsome star athlete" luxe model. . .

"He left me feeling inadequate for not meeting his needs"??? Forgive me, but, was the escort paying you??? Fault me for insensitivity toward a working stiff (not a pun), but if you are the one putting the money on the table, the one and only "need" that should be met is yours not his. . .

!!!AMEN!!! I always stand amazed that "clients" do not comprehend the how and the why and the wheretofor of the thing. . .escorting is a business, not a social relationship. "I love you, daddy" is no more than a line to be delivered in following the script. . .

The bold and beautiful boys "hang" at Malinka's pool parties as decorative accessories.

"Hotmaan" is "sizzloin' hot".

By his promotional literature, am I to surmise he is not a "clock watcher"???

If you have a pronounced interest in the Russian boys, save yourself the cost of airfare and wangle an invitation to one of Malinka Max's !!!F!AB-U-LUXE!!! pool parties at Casa Malinka on Hisbiscus Island at Miami: www.malinkamax.com

Have I got a deal for you! In today's post, I received a letter from an escort from whom I had no communication, verbal or written, in a decade, making inquiring as to whether or not I had found "love" in life; a posting address and telephone number were included in the text of the letter. (By his representation, he had found love with a rescue dog named "Purdy", but, we shall not go "there".) In his day, this man was the "physique absolute": broad shoulders, wasp waist, sculptured pecs, "fabulous" legs, and a handsome, masculine Teutonic countenance that turned heads. He was in the gym seven days a week to the end of maintaining the perfection of his form. Now, approaching fifty years of age, he yet presents nicely, but, with a generous sponsor, I have no doubt he can attain a semblance to Charles Atlas in his maturity.

!!!AMEN!!!

Unless, of course, the end of the month is nigh and the rent is due on the first day thereafter.

Indeed, they might laugh in the gym setting, but I daresay there are "them" that would be very agreeable to meeting up "around the corner" for a "serious business" conversation. Say that which you will, old WPP did very well for himself in the particular venue of which I made mention. Very well, indeed.

Be informed that The First and Only Commandment in "Sponsorship" is: Do not giveth until thou has gotten.

My late friend, WPP, a portly gentleman of somewhat homely looks, was given to sticking $100 bills behind his ears on his visits to "strip clubs". Needless to say, he was an object of rapt attention by the ladies who worked in such places. I surmise the same strategy will work with the muscle boys in a gym setting.

Showing my age.. . .who is Justin Trump???

An escort who can command an hourly rate of $1000 has no need to advertise his professional services on a public venue. . .

Errata: 1000 won, not US dollar. A bargain, go for it, gentlemen!

The rule of dining out applies, one does not pay until the fare has been sampled and found to be satisfactory. . .

!!!YES, SIR!!!

Gravity wins the game in the end. . .always.

In my recollection, Jaime Lee, the celebrated "East Coast Boy", tried the "pay to view" venue with his "pictures", and, the venue was not financially successful. In the end, he posted his portfolio in its entirety in his promotional literature without charge.

Robert Sepulveda Jr is a "must hire" for you.

Miss Crawford was misunderstood. Do not allow the curls and dimpled smile fool you. . .Shirley Temple was the real bitch of the Hollywood scene.