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Autocorrect, dude.

Plus he’s way the fuck out in Newton. No thanks. Bye! ✌️

I’d say the future is now. Regardless, he’s a pretty hot dad.

As a kid who was raised in the southern baptist church, I fully expect to hear this playing in my head when you report back.

I met up with Mezzo when we were both visiting Chicago about a year ago. @BeefyDude's experience was very similar to mine. Everything was transactional and expensive. If I recall correctly, he was asking $450 for outcall massage and muscle worship and that didn't include kissing or any sort of penetration. The body and the package are impressive; but not THAT impressive. There are better experiences out there.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. 🤷‍♂️

At risk of being a difficult client, in what time zone does 6pm not fall between 4pm to 8pm?

With that cock he oughtta be on Rentmen too!

Bump bump bumping…anyone?

Call him Mr Vain…

That’s what Disney did years ago. Disney has a history or strict standards for all of their guest-facing positions. Height, weight, facial hair, tattoos were all under scrutiny. That's partly why they refer to their employees as cast members. They’re playing a role, similar to an actor, first. The labor they provide is a secondary function. Anyone who didn’t fit that ideal was relegated to behind the scenes and out of view to the guests.

Some of the best drag shows in America feature performers that tease and embarrass audience members. Just add a meal and you're there.

I took a chance with a new provider on Rent Masseur and was pleasantly surprised. Alex gives a pretty good massage (B+/A-) at an extremely reasonable price. When talking to him, he shared with me that he's a massage client who grew tired of the quick rub and tugs we all have encountered and wanted to provide the type of massage that he always wanted to receive. The massage is about 90% therapeutic and 10% "fun stuff" at the end (if you even want that). I opted for 60 minutes since this was an initial test drive but I think I'll go for 90 minutes next time. The massage itself was moderately deep (my request) but would have gone lighter or deeper if I asked. In fact, Alex checked-in a couple of times during the massage to make sure the pressure was to my liking. He's a good looking guy and allowed MT and HE. Deli options are also available but we didn't discuss pricing. The only downside - the studio smells like a junior high school teacher's lounge from the 1970s; so if you're sensitive to the smell of cigarette smoke, you've been warned. Despite that, I'll be back as it seems like a dependable, quality massage experience that doesn't break the bank. https://rentmasseur.com/SoulfulStrokes

Deck the halls and drain the balls!

Hmmmmmm, not a bad idea.

Seriously? Just what about him, exactly, were you expecting to have changed in three months?

Perhaps "otter" was intended to mean "other"? It's an easy mistake for a non-native english speaker. Also, I'm not seeing BR US ES in the ad. Rather, I'm seeing emojis with the flags of Brazil, United States and Spain. Perhaps a coding translation issue from where you're at?

Maybe you need to do more market research. 😈💪😛

We should ask this provider for an expert opinion

So how did things shake out? Did you get paid?

Ah, yes. That distinguished smell of Pine Sol and regret. It takes me back to South OBT in Orlando from the late 80s.