no hotel, no bed, no shower, no chair, no desk, no pillow, no "free hot breakfast" (toast is hot, I guess), no clock, no free coffee is ever as good as back home.......well, maybe a Westin Heavenly Bed beats mine........and don't get me started on auto-slamming doors up and down the hallway - (being a perfect person, I politely hold the door behind me until it quietly clicks shut)