Archer

1 hour ago, easygoingpal said:

Yes.  Yes, I will.

The very first time I went to a gay strip club was the Nob Hill.  Dallas Taylor was headlining.  He saw how nervous I was and that I was tipping stupidly high amounts.  Dallas took the time to teach me how to tip respectfully and not just burn through my cash.  Fell in love with him that day and still am to this day.  He's my choice for the Mount Rushmore of gay porn.

Considering all of these great men, we may need a mountain chain, rather than just one mountain.

12 hours ago, marylander1940 said:

Seeing that "White Power" symbol he's flashing with his right hand ended any attraction he held for me.

2 hours ago, BeamerBikes said:

Midwest reaction. I won't give away the punchline.   https://twitter.com/CharlieBerens/status/1491553404170166272

Almost joined Twitter just to comment on this great video.  Almost.

20 hours ago, Axiom2001 said:

He's a hot guy and apparently talented.  ...wish he'd had removed those cleaning products from the top of his beautiful, stainless steel refrigerator in his video.  Unfortunately, those products being prominently displayed atop that appliance distracted.  

There were cleaning products?

1 minute ago, mike carey said:

A dozen, a gross and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divided by seven plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and not a bit more.

Thank you.   

Never heard that before.

On 8/26/2021 at 11:01 PM, keefer said:

A Friday limerick in honor of @thedanNYC  🙂

 

I don't undersand this.  What's the limerick?

13 hours ago, Unicorn said:

Unicorn, how did you get my pictures?  Are you stalking me?😘

On 8/5/2021 at 8:38 AM, marylander1940 said:

I'm going for badass, definitely badass.

Hairy Holes or Shaved Holes?

Yes, please!

On 6/30/2021 at 4:50 AM, jjkrkwood said:

As a rule, I'm not attracted to men with long hair.  There are exceptions to every rule.😈

Have you tried Ecco men's dress shoe?  I'm on my feet almost 9 hours a day and find the Holton Apron Toe Tie shoe to be very comfortable.

https://us.ecco.com/ecco-holton-apron-toe-tie-621114.html?dwvar_621114_color=01001

On 6/29/2021 at 7:46 PM, LGatton said:

How do you know that it wasn't her husband that chose the vanity plate?

Midnight Queen of Hearts

More, more, more...

How do you like it? How do you like it?

After transporting a Florida Woman to jail following her arrest on DUI charges at a McDonald’s drive-thru, cops discovered that she had an eight-pack of vodka stuffed in her bra, according to an arrest report.

 

Responding to a 911 call about a “drunk female that is driving all over the drive thru,” police Monday night found Brandi Stanley, 31, behind the wheel of a Pontiac SUV idling outside the McDonald’s in Lady Lake, a town about 60 miles from Orlando.

 

Stanley, who had been eating in the vehicle, smelled of alcohol, had glassy eyes, and her face was flushed, an officer noted. Additionally, when Stanley exited her car at the cop’s request, she swayed from side to side.

 

After refusing to perform field sobriety tests, Stanley was handcuffed and placed in the rear of a police car. En route to jail, Stanley reportedly uttered, “Just take me home, let’s forget this” and “I’m so stupid I should know better.”

 

Upon arriving at the county lockup, Stanley “continued to yell and scream” at cops, resulting in “several deputies assisting in removing the defendant from the vehicle.”

 

It was only after Stanley was extracted from the cruiser that police located an eight-pack of Deep Eddy Vodka under her bra. One bottle was missing from the pack, cops reported.

 

While court filings do not indicate the size of the individual vodka bottles, physics dictates that they were 50-milliliter nips [how approppriate!] , the shot-size serving associated with airplane imbibing.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/brandistanley21.jpg

Pictured above, Stanley was charged with a pair of misdemeanor DUI counts. After a night in jail, Stanley was released from custody after posting $2000 bond. She is scheduled for an April 19 plea negotiation conference in Circuit Court.

What store sells vodka in 8 packs?

What's drawing the flies to your work station?

Every damn comment you post, makes me wonder if we were separated at birth.

❤❤❤❤❤❤

I posted too soon. Apparently we're triplets.

That I’m shy.

I’m not. I’m just an introvert. I can give presentations, go to nude beaches, etc without problem. I just enjoy time alone a lot. And avoid big parties. Prefer small gatherings.

 

That I’m mad.

I just have a serious personality. I’m not very talkative if I don’t need to be and when I say something or make a compliment or remark I really mean it.

 

That I grow pot.

Just because i grow plants for a living doesn’t mean is pot.

 

That I’ve a big dick.

It’s average thick uncut. My hands are just very big.

Are you my long lost twin?

Legendary Dave was setting up something like this in Bali a couple of years ago. I wonder what ever happened with that venture considering Covid?

The search function, Archer. Use the search function.

https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/bali-update.133568/#post-2011019

Not quite math...more logic -

Three gods, A, B, and C, are called, in some order, True, False, and Random. True always speaks truly, False always speaks falsely, but whether Random speaks truly or falsely is completely random. You must determine the identities of A, B, and C by asking three yes-or-no questions, and each question must be posed to exactly one god. The gods understand English, but will answer all questions in their own language. In their unknown language, the words for “yes” and “no” are “da” and “ja,” in some order. You do not know which word means which.

I choose the way of the Klingons and kill all of the gods.

I remember the ice man delivering blocks of ice for our icebox. My father insisted that we didn't need an electric refrigerator.

Charles Anthony Duniphan, from Surprise, Arizona

Is it my imagination or does he look like a young Eric Burdon?

Forget it. Canada has banned all cruise ships in its territory until 2022 and they must go through Canadian waters to get to Alaska. So Alaska cannot have any cruises ships at its ports for the next year. The governor of Alaska expressed his great disappointment at this announcement. This was just a week ago.

 

I don't understand why the government can't suspend the Jones Act for one season to help out the communities in Alaska that are largely dependent on cruise ship passengers. Is there nothing in the Jones Act that would allow a temporary suspension?