I have so many reactions when reading this thread:
1) Are you responders here really on the level or are these just possible porno scenarios that you've pitched to the folks at Raging Stallion?
2) As a side note, I think I saw the museum security footage of the sarcophagus fuck. Charlie, you stud you!
3) You guys are now my fantasy-fodder - especially that high school football team quarterback exercise.
4) (Sigh) I guess I really have wasted my life.