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To paraphrase something Ginger Rogers once said: I do the same things Fred Astair does except backwards and in heels.

Too much Photoshop is NOT a good thing.

I’m in LUST!!

? I won’t dance: Don’t ask me ?

I was on the other end of that situation. I’d just had a heart cath and was moved from the recovery room to the acute care ward where I was to spend the next 12+ hours absolutely still. It was midnight and the ‘ol biddy nurse started complaining. I was too big for her to move, her husband was lazy so she had to work nights the kids were doing this and that. After about 20 minutes of this nonstop I finally said rather loudly “Lady in case you haven’t noticed I’ve got my own concerns.” She stalked out of the room and failed to respond to my buzzer some 6 hours later when my blood sugar was cratering and I needed some orange juice fast. I’ve had several similar procedures since but not at that hospital.

It’s 107 here in Laredo TX and has been for a month or more. For us the pumpkin stuff is an assurance that this damn heat will some day pass (hopefully?).

Oh come on @jjkrkwood. Tell us how you REALLY feel.

Damn!!! I was hoping your pool was suits optional. Lol.

Well if you want to sample without buying, he’s on the roster to dance tonight at Adonis in NYC.

The pumpkin muffin and pumpkin scone are back too. It’s only 2 weeks before the fall foliage season begins in northern Vermont.

Haven’t any of these guys ever consumed a carbohydrate?

True enough. But humor and wit are not synonymous.

Good pun but the pun IS the lowest form of humor (and my favorite).

Bend over and say ah?

Where’s Mrs Bridges?

How long will it be until their coach is brought up on charges?

O R G Y.

You’re robbing the cradle - at Golds Gym.

Not even demi-god.

Indeed he did. And barely gagged. [swoon]

Agreed!!! And it’s available on PornHub.

It’s all in the wrist. Lol

Not if you’re sitting down. I travel often to Kuala Lumpur. I stay in a new building and its bathrooms come equipped with these devices. You’d be surprised by how quickly they become useful.

The other obvious remedy is to hand the dancer $20 or $40 up front.

Or a good RFC contract to do gang bang videos.