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  1. iDevices are a little hinky, but the zen is the same. You need to get the URL for the *image* (i.e. not the web page containing the image). In the case of that hamburger image above, I can tap it on my iPad and it expands to full screen but another tap is required to get the image, and only the image, displayed in the browser. Once you have that, grab the URL for it and that's what you post. (Easy way: click the "forward" icon as if you're attaching it to an email, but scroll the icons to the left until you see the Copy button. That will put the URL on the clipboard ready to paste.)
  2. During some upgrades, contractors crawling around in my attic discovered an old (empty) can of Budweiser, from the era when the cans were actually tin and had "pop tops". It never occurred to me it might be valuable. I just assumed it was a message from the universe that I'd bought the right house.
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    Pretty much what I'm thinking. These things can get randomly fun.
  4. I did that for many years. I got a little rattled after an incident that threatened to chase me out of the house naked in the middle of the night and have since at least worn loose shorts in bed. If I'm standing on a sidewalk in the middle of a bomb threat in the middle of the night I'll at least have some shorts on. I don't make any promises regarding the condition of those shorts, but I will have them on.
  5. In the bedroom, in the living room, in the kitchen, on the patio, on the front porch, on the hood of the car, in the library with Colonel Mustard and a socket wrench. I want him to cum wherever we're doing it.
  6. Man, on a hot day in direct sun that copper button could leave marks in and uncomfortable place!
  7. You just described the entire population. The few outstanding specimens are worth watching for.
  8. A hundred bucks earning compound interest over a couple of decades could actually be decent money. If you don't claim it, it may revert to the state (depending on locale) or may sit continuing to earn interest until claimed. It's worth checking out.
  9. I'd have to have a workout to get a workout partner.
  10. My first 2 years of high school a neighbor girl gave me a ride to school every day in the back seat of her Pinto. Not sure I could even get into that seat today. None of us knew that was the suicide seat back then.
  11. It's absolutely necessary to do this. I was fortunate that mom died in full control of her mental state and she'd pretty well planned everything. The grave was already purchased and she'd left some kind of account that we could walk into any bank in the country to get cash for funeral expenses. Even so, while asking questions of the various advisors involved we uncovered a number of retirement accounts she'd forgot to mention over the years. (And now, a decade later, my sister still receives statements from time to time for accounts we didn't know existed.) As for going through belongings, she did that a lot herself when she got a terminal diagnosis. We still found things we had no idea existed. It's a worthwhile exercise.
  12. I owned a Fuego for about six weeks, drove it for 3 days, had it towed 3 times. It spent the rest of that time in the shop. It had trouble starting after sitting, such as overnight. It would grind and grind and grind, nothing. 10 minutes later it would start right up. The service dept. kept calling to tell me it was ready, but when I showed up and the attendant trotted out to the lot to retrieve it it wouldn't start. It was a long, brutal saga but Virginia had JUST passed its first lemon law. The dealership ended up buying it back (admittedly partly to shut me up). At one point during the saga, the sales manager loaned me his demo (again, to shut me up). I had to have it towed back when it wouldn't start. LOL
  13. Well, since this thread is still going on .... His fans in Puerto Rico call him "El Mago" (the magician). Javier Baez:
  14. The only person responsible for YOUR sexual health is you. If you intend to have safer sex then only you and ensure it.
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  18. The thing I absolutely HATE about problems like this that correct themselves is they can just as easily UNcorrect themselves.
  19. As I’ve often said, dissing is the only official sport gay men have. Chill out, guys.
  20. Baseball season is almost here so I’ll throw in the Cubs’ Willson Contreras. The kid was recruited in Venezuela as a teenager, and impressed everyone who saw him in the minor leagues — so much so that when he finally got called up in 2016 he got a standing ovation before his first at-bat. That first at-bat lasted one pitch, which landed in the center field bleachers. He was on the squad that won the World Series in 2016. Through it all he’s remained a humble kid who routinely visits children’s hospitals and such unannounced and without media. In 2018 he made his first all-star team and managed to bring his parents from Venezuela. MLB made a video: He’s an easy kid to root for.
  21. As an astute observer of Microsoft tech documentation once noted, “any noun can be verbed”.
  22. He declared the ultimate truth: sweatpants are a sign you’ve given up.
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