Guy Fawkes

Their "Client Service Contract" is way too one sided. I could do better with my own ad in backpage.

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Jealous? I'll be there on the other side making sure that other cheek is getting equal treatment. (Opps, wrong clown... ... ... Never mind!)

I'm about to move the thread guys! Find the man a nice jewish boy in Los Angeles please. Rabi, be welcome here; if they get too bad threaten a bris, that'll get them to toe the line. The 2nd time is far worse. (I was such a good boy and didn't find a suitable picture)

I'm sorry, but I have to call PIZZA on both of you! Love you both, but I not ready to play potato patato today. http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000mNdM.UYLyes/fit=1000x750/naked-man-in-bed-with-a-pizza-box.jpg

No, I'm not going to touch that one... Try this in google: "site:daddysreviews.com 40's" to scratch your itch.

LOL (But one has to wonder if it's time for pizza yet?)

Shazbot! Now we have to explain "Woo-Woo Coastal Southern California" to the blokes in England!

Whap! Got it on the 2nd try.

My dear Juan, as one of those people that may be one and a half to two times your weight. If he had wanted to be hoisted against the wall, he should have provided the fork lift. http://www.toonpool.com/user/589/files/forklift_love_2017145.jpg In our case, thank heavens we're both tops! As a famous escort once told me: "Two Tops Can Be Hot!" in such a way that my tongue got hard. Meet me at the door dressed only in a towel and all will be well.

None of the above. For Underwear night I plan to go commando.

Silly Rabbit; Your Greg not Rupaul.

I don't need a celebrity endorsement to influence my vote.

However, I prefer the ones that are still in the closet: http://www.moneyfactory.gov/images/353_500_green_face_20large_2.jpg http://www.moneyfactory.gov/images/353_1000_blue_face_20large_2.jpg http://www.moneyfactory.gov/images/353_5000_face_20large_2.jpg http://www.moneyfactory.gov/images/353_10000_1934_face_large_2.jpg http://www.moneyfactory.gov/images/332_100000_face_large_2.jpg

Seems like just yesterday... http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-N0LQ4QN94PE/T8oCmSdlHpI/AAAAAAAAGIc/W3lgx6x3fDg/s1600/50_year_old_birthday_card-.jpg

The mathematician would have turned the car on its side: http://www.poorjokes.in/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/268397_145306458878225_111468602262011_285338_2748082_n.jpg

Subject: Cobra Crash While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s. As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place... Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?" Cobra: "I don't know, Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdJ6pnPW2b4

Three guys left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk. The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks". To which the second guy replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!" They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first guy says: "Gentlemen, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."

Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: It's a French kiss down under.

A missionary goes to a deep, dark part of Africa that no white man had ever seen before. The inhabitants of the village had never met anyone outside their own tribe. The missionary spread his message to the tribe and they accepted him. Then, nine months after his arrival, the tribal chief's wife gave birth to a blond-haired, blue-eyed baby. The chief barged into the missionary's tent. "You give lesson to my people about religion and morality for nine month, then my wife have white baby? I kill you!" "Hold on! Your tribe has never seen it before, but such things can happen in nature. They're called albinos," explained the missionary. He looked out over a field of sheep. "See that one black sheep in the flock? It's the same thing." "Okay, okay, I make deal," replied the chief. "I don't say nothing about the baby, you don't say nothing about the sheep."

I'm sorry but the rules specifically say: "One per customer per day!"

One final push to help you get past those pearly gates... A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning." I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there's a man standing there. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three and I was in bed," says the man as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?" "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife." He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere. He shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."